Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

I cant see it being much different. Different languages structure sentences different ways and the world still spins the same direction.

What would the world be like without plastic?

 

" REAL"

where will we be in a hundred years from now ?

 

Will we even be here in another hundred years is the question I'm wondering.

Do you have a compost heap?

 

not on purpose

when people say "destroy the earth" do they realize that earth is millions of tons of rock?

 

The Earth weighs 6'580 sextillion tons ! I think people just mean destroy all the passengers

How much lighter would the Earth be with no people on it ? (and who would weigh it )

 

Given the increase in not only population, the size of the population, and taking that times the per square inch of gravity, and then dividing it by the pounds per square inch of the ocean....I'd say....I have no clue....

Are you tired of "reality shows"?

 

I always thought they ought to be called surreality shows


Why does the grass always grow so fast??

 

It is not growing at all, its just that the earth is shrinking at an alarming rate leaving the grass behind

where does the road to hell lead us ?

 

To a tea party convention.

Why are teenagers so much smarter than their parents?

 

Because we parents are getting stupider by the second.

Just how stupid can parents get?

 

Don't know but they have certainly got more stupid than when I was a kid


Why do all the roads lead out of town ?

 

I used one this morning that lead directly INTO town,Mally!

Now then....which colour wire was it I have to cut?

 

the red ! no ang on not the red , The green and the black ! or was that the blue and the black yeah thats it dont touch the red cut the green ! or was it the red ?


Why do you want to cut all those wires for ? (and that road your on about went out of my town )

 

Look-those wires are all that stands between the yooming race and instant vaporisation!
So it's a BIT important that I cut the bl...I mean the re..no,no-the back and gree...oh,FUKKIT!

[and that road went INTO town...it had a gurt big sign saying 'You are WELCOME to Runcorn!]

 

Hey at least I'm welcomed somewhere!

Why don't we just give up this wired business and go chill out?

 

Because nobody is stopping you.

What else could i be doing today while i have downtime at work.

 

Arm wrestling with yourself.

Why do you keep hitting yourself?

 

It makes me feel alive.

How does the loose skin of a cut know where to go?

 

It follows the road signs.

Why is ice cream always sold cold?

 

Saves on tissues..all about global thingymagig!

Why do stars twinkle?