Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Because they are happy.

Why do dogs wag their tails?

 

for the same reason they lick their balls (cos they is able to )


Are deer called that because they are not cheap ?

 

No thats why pigs are called that.

Shouldnt everything be called "all natural" its not like stuff is made from magic?

 

True,but 'And God said "Let there be plastic" and lo,there was plastic' just doesn't sound right.


If we turn right here,will it save time?

 

Only if you're making the right turn.

Can one truly save time? And what kind of receptacle would one use to store the time?

 

Yes-I store mine in my TARDIS until I have need.

If a body met a body coming through the wood,would a body kiss a body,if a body could?

 

Wouldn't it depend upon the grace of the Time Lords who give out special permission slips for the granting of and accepting of kisses?

 

No.

If your stomach hurts is the pain on the inside or the outside?

 

Shouldn't you consult a real doctor not just someone that plays a doctor on hipforums?

 

Nah it will feel better on its own.

What was heart referring to in the song barracuda?

 

It wasn't a big fast fish?

 

no it was a slow moving bullet

where are your silly questions hiding ?

 

If they were up your ass you would know.

Isnt it the silly answers that are missing?

 

no

next question ?

 

Can't you be just a little sillier than that?

 

I'm considered to be at the silliest level.

Do dogs have a sense of humor?

 

Definitely they do, and my dogs are comedians!

Does your dog communicate clearly?

 

Yes but they speak Russian so I don't understand them.

Why are cats so serious?

 

cats are comedians that have reformed but still edgy

why do we feel obliged ?

 

Because we are good people

Do you like being manipulated?