Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

yes

What's silly?

 

Anything that causes a bee to have double vision
Who am I to judge?

 

you are you and entitled to your own opinions and thoughts

can you forgive anything?

 

don't you have an eye of Horus?

why should I bother?

 

We should all bother ! That's what separates us from the beasts

Who likes bothering ?

 

everyone- its an ornament, which you can show off.

is it hard to act silly?

 

Not if your Mallyboppa

Is it hard to be humble ?

 

can you be my guru?

what will you give me?

 

Only everything

is there more ?

 

Definitely. Well, possibly ... more or less.


If downs are hills, what are valleys called?

 

The Smiths.

What should I do if I'm tired but I don't want to sit or lie down?

 

Stand on your head and close your eyes, remaining in position util you need to pee.

Why is mutton so tasty?

 

Because our taste buds have good taste when it comes to food.

why does a watched pot never boil?

 

Because it is a misquote.

There was once a snooker player called Tommy Boyle. And at his practice table, he could rack up five breaks of 140+ in a session day in, day out, without exception. But the moment he entered a tournament, and played in front of an audience, well, he never so much as scored a point.

Which just goes to prove the truth of the old adage that a watched Boyle never pots.

Why is the pink worth 6 when the green is only worth 3?

 

The pink is at least twice as good as the green.

Why do birds sing?

 

Because it would be daft to expect the worms to do it.

What is the purpose of an armadillo?

 

It's sole purpose is to exist only so that we have to ask what its purpose is.

Why is pimping not easy?

 

You have problems?

How was your grade in cat herding?

 

I had some really tough cats to work with but i got the job done.

How do they do that on tv?

 

Nothing on TV is ever done, but merely watched by bored people on uncomfortable couches and chairs.

Why do you sit "on" a couch but "in" a chair?