Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

I dont, why do you?

Why do people say cut on that light switch, if your cutting it is not it being cut off?

 

Because the bible demands that people act irrationally.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

all of it

Why do people say they are going to take a piss?

 

I thought they drained the lizard


What to do if the breaker goes off every five minutes.

 

not in game here, right now...but don't people leave a piss?

 

If your in the silly question thread and you ask a silly question you are in the game.

When is it time for a refill?

 

Now that's DEFINITELY a silly question. It's ALWAYS time for a refill.


Why do English politicians STAND for Parliament, but American ones RUN for Congress?

 

Because English politicians are lazy and expect others to do their running for them

Why dont people answer moonglow when she needs to make a piss ?

 

Because they assume she's gone to the bathroom and has left her computer on the desk in her study.

Why can't I have fewer car accidents?

 

You could if you paid more attention.

Do you take a bookbag to work or do you ride a bike?

 

No


What does attention charge?

 

What your able to pay! and no more

how much do you normally pay ? ( I am exempt )

 

Depends on what and how many things your paying attention to.

Did they name the movie 2 fast 2 furious because they didnt know which spelling of too to use?

 

No it was going to be called cars in a line because Americans cant spell Queue but they changed it

What did beef do to make it a jerk ?

 

Took away the key, obviously.


Who wrote The Mirrour of Justices?

 

On reflection , I have no friggin Idea


Is there anything that I do know about ?

 

Sure there is: ignorance.


Why are buses red?

 

you got some of those crazy double decker drive on the wrong side of the road buses. because everyone knows buses are yellow.

why are buses yellow?

 

Because they're scared, obviously.


What's not to like?

 

Hot humid weather, bugs, thunder storms with high winds and hail, fires close to your home and closing in, hurricanes coming through your town.....


Why do ants crave sugar?