Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Ok-ignoring the plank....Sam,ants crave sugar because they drink a lot of milky tea!


Now....if I squeeze this end,will that end expand?

 

Has to go somewhere

what makes a bigger bang ?

 

Capital letters,does it every time.


How come Gillette haven't marketed the 10-blade razor yet?

 

Don't know ! fancy investing some money in the idea

when they say there is " one born every minute " to what are they referring ?

 

Ah-that would refer to the Blasteruvian Major minute,which is approx 58.2 Earth seconds in duration.

wwydi a Blasteruvian asked you the time?

 

run ! because asking the time in Blasteruvian means I want to fuck your ass

How do I know this ?

 

Because you think you're addressing one of those who was born every minute.


When am I going to stop hearing about this World Cup nonsense?

 

Whats a world cup ? is it a cup that everyone in the world gets to drink from


when does the world turnip throwing contest start ?

 

Just as soon as they've decided if the Swedes are allowed to enter or not


Why don't they tie-dye ties?

 

that was a silly question, i have seen every kind of tie-dye tie.

i have all these electronics that are broken and i want to take them apart to see what makes em tick, which one should i start with?

 

a screwdriver


Why do Americans say chips when they mean crisps?

 

They don't mean crisps they mean chips

why do seagulls chase the ducks ?

 

Because an Osprey would punch 'em up the frote!

Did you know that if you eat Scrabble cookies,your next dump could spell disaster?

 

Only if you have digestion problems.

Did you know theres blood in alphabet soup

 

If never eaten alphabet soup. Well, not since someone told me it had BSE in it.


What's a spelling dee?

 

Its a spelling bee for dumb people.

How did they know that asprin makes headaches go away. They go away on their own dont they?

 

The same way that found out that apples keep doctors away.

How did someone find out that garlic keeps vampires away?

 

They didn't ... they made it up.

How did they ever come up with the idea of putting rennet in milk to make cheese?

 

there is nothing better to do with rennet so they figured they would squeeze a cows tit and mix their extra rennet with whatever came out of said cows tit.

how many times did people have to eat poisonous berries to help us in the modern world to know which ones you never want to eat?

 

Only once each


when the first cow was milked WTF was the milker (is that a word milker , milker . milker )
trying to do ?