Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

He was crawling around in the barn, looking for hus glasses and reached for something to grab hold of to help pull himself to his feet.

Why do some people ask silly questions?

 

Because some don't


Who dunnit?

 

Colonel Mustard, with a candlestick, in the library.

Where is the nearest elephant graveyard?

 

Right behind the nearest elephant church.


Why?

 

I'm looking for real estate.

Would Tarzan make a good boss?

 

As far as I'm concerned, Yes he would. Tarzan is a man of few words and the less words a boss says the better it is for me.

How can we keep Jane from getting involved?

 

Make a sign that says no women allowed.

Was jane from the jungle too?

 

Just after fresh nuts she was, and got caught.

Raising eye brows, is that in the silly quotes list?

 

Doubt it babe-I don't like raisings OR sultarnings...and you can quote me on that.


Oh,Lordy-did I really just allow myself to be quoted on a matter of National Security?

 

Maybe, what is your need to know?

As far as National Security is concerned have you tied yours up tightly?

 

Double knotted

whats the color of money ?

 

The thing that is always playing in my head IS my life.

Why arent cabinet door hinges on the opposite side of the shelf?

 

So your head doesn't get smashed when opening them.

Why does the "The Worst Thing to Use As a Contraceptive" thread have such a high Views to Replies ratio?

 

Well,porn themes always attract a LOT more viewers than participants.



Is that really it,or is there more to come?

 

Until the very end of it all, there's more to come.

If a meteorite landed in your yard, what would you do with it?

 

My 'yard'? M'dear chap-it has 9 acres in which to fall,so damned if I'm trudging around looking for a pebble!


But if I did and it was still hot-burgers or bacon for you?

 

If those are my only two choices then bacon, thank you.

How did the phrase, "And Bob's your uncle" originate in the UK?

 

What? You haven't met Uncle Bob?
Well,serious answer is attributed to the prime Minister [Robert Cecil] appointing his nephew,Arthur Balfour as Chief Secretary for Ireland,in 1887.
Apocryphal answer refers to the tying of a reef-knot.
'Right over left,left over right-and Bob's your uncle'.


Now...is that enough,or should I go into detail?

 

No.

Do fish smell under water?

 

I doubt it can smell anything-after all,how would it blow it's nose?



Why do my fingernails grow so fkn fast?