Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

So that you can have a different colour for every day of the week, and never forget which day it is.


Why can't Americans spell colour?

 

Because English is not English to Americans...they dont like silent letters, they remove them. Which is clever when you think about it..like lite...why do you need the gh? I want to spell the american way...lol...saves on ink to, and text...

Facial hair? On men, lol

 

Well i would feel less masculine if i couldnt grow it. But i would much rather live in a world where men just dont get facial hair.

If numbers are infinite would there be a number cat that would come after some kabrillion zeros sized number?

 

Yes. +1


Why can't Americans get the hang of the fact that the ~llion suffix means "sets of SIX noughts" ... so that a mono llion (million) is 1,000,000; a bi lllion is 1,000,000,000,000 and a tri llion is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000? The number Americans call a billion (1,000,000,000) is a milliard (look it up if you don't believe me ... )

 

Because we go big when we go big.

Why is the UK so stingy with their zeros?

 

Its in the dna from the very first time they jumped in a boat and took over a foreign land.

What would the world be like if england never existed?

 

Everyone would be calling cookies "cookies", and no one would be calling them "biscuits".

Why are most people asleep at 4 AM?

 

Its hard to see at night so people chose that time to sleep. When lights were invented people were just set in thier ways.

Why do they say i before e except after c when there are lots of examples of that being wrong?

 

Because the English language was developed by the vikings who liked to say....eeee biiii guuuum...honest

Whats the difference between a nail and a screw?

 

Nail is a little more polite - although they are neither really polite.

Why is it so difficult to think up questions when you are intoxicated?

Edit: actually screw is probably more polite than nail...still neither are polite.

 

Because its better to dribble, and easier...

Hope your enjoying it though

Whats the best wine?

 

Yates-es Aussie white ! without a shadow

where is the best pub ?

 

In liverpool..probably most of them too...
I must try Aussie whites again, never liked it much...but i know my tastes have changed..lol

Mally, it was a silly question, lol... I would have said..." Im not getting uuuup" lol

Whats the difference between a rat and a mouse?

 

About a half a pound

Whats the silliest word?

 

About is probably the silliest whats it all about about

why cant I be more Flippant ? and whats a flippant anyway ?

 

Because your pant's too floppy, which makes it difficult to flip pant


Who gives a flying **** about the World Cup?

 

must be a big cup though BB to fit all the world in it


who has the best cheese on toast or MacDonald ?

 

The Scottish Man In The Moon, obviously


Who owns a swan with two nicks?

 

Its a pub in Lancashire


Where is the best place to get your Clog Irons sharpened ?

 

Crappy phone double post