Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Young.

What fruit is much bettet as a juice?

 

Grapes when the juice is made into wine

Have you ever drank alcoholic beverages while on the job?

 

When i stocked shelves at a supermarket i drank there once. Went to work buzzed often.
never did when i worked anywhere else. But i came to work with a slight buzz a couple times at my current job.

Is your job harder some days or is it always the same work?

 

Yeah, some days it's hard, some days it's not. Most days it's tedious.


Have you ever snogged a colleague?

 

Yes.....

Have you ever snogged your boss?

 

Never had a boss i liked that much..

Ever regreted it the next day?

 

I have no regrets.

How times has your heart been broken?

 

Really and truly broken, as opposed to mere teenage drama? Twice, I think.


Heyyyyy ... this is silly question, not ask the poster below you!!


Why is grass green?

 

because it's green and maybe something to do with photosynthesis.

Why do they call it 'the funny bone'?

 

Because if they called it the Trom Bone, you'd think it was made of brass.


What colour is the Red Sea?

 

I would assume the color to be red, but then I'm most kindly in error.

Why would someone name a thing erroneously?

 

To catch people out. You know, like the Holy Roman Empire (which was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire) or the Lord Privy Seal (who is neither a lord, nor a privy, nor a seal).

Have the scientists finally made up their minds yet whether bumblebees can fly or not?

 

Well they interviewed just millions of the bumblebees but have received no answers as of yet.

Why is honey so sticky?

 

So the taste lasts longer on your tongue..

What makes mint, minty?

 

The "i" and the "t" combined in a special portion to the "M" and "n". The Y does absolutely nothing.

Why do we call it the "sky"?

 

Coz if we called it 'the ground',our feet would have nothing to stand on!


who's turn is it to make the teas and coffees?

 

Whoever is gonna drink it.

How do you unclog a bin filled with 100 tons of chicken meal?

 

sell the bin to the scrap man and let him unclog it

how many sugars ?

 

What you got?


If 42 in the answer ... what was the question again?

 

how many ones go into 42 was the question

why is it so friggin hot in here ?