Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Because you forgot to turn the cold on.


How did I do today?

 

good ! as usual

how was my day ?

 

your spending time online so it couldnt have been all bad.

how could i take back that rude comment i just made to my friends in a chat on facebook?

 

I've no idea ... which one was yours? Does it have your name on it somewhere?


Does etymology matter?

 

no it was made up to fill the E spaces in the dictionary

why do people always want the truth ?

 

Because this isn't the Tell A Lie thread. Duh!


What's the difference between a lexicon and a dictionary?

 

Whats a dictionary


do you like Blackpool rock ?

 

huh?

why even make a beer if its gonna be 2.4% abv?

 

Its for people who don't like beer


what should I ask next ?

 

Whatever you like, as long as it's not sensible.

Does that make sense?

 

It does to you.


Is this the next question?

 

if you want it to be


was I being cordial today ?

 

Well-I heard you're a real smoothie!



Should I dunk this digestive biscuit-or crunch it?

 

Neither - you should suck it to death.


Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

 

Only if you must.

Will you whistle me a happy tune?

 

Only if you let me whistle it on a guitar.


But soft,what light is this through yonder window breaks?

 

T'is the light frometh thine flashlight that I useth to spy on thee.

Is Frankenstein's monster real?

 

Well if he walks through the wall of Puggy Towers,I ain't gonna tell him "Fuck off,you're not real!"


How many teeth in the average comb?

 

More than in an unaverage comb.

Do the Buckinghams live in Buckingham Palace?

 

Originally,yes,then George III bought it for Queen Charlotte in 1761.
The Duke of Wellington lived just down the road,at #1,London. [Apsley House]



how much toothpaste is just enough?