Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

At the point where you look like a rabid dog.

Is it really better to burn out than fade away?

 

Cobain seemed to think so.

Why do all radio call signs start with a W?

 

Its for people who cant say words starting with 'R' wadio..

How does a wifi fimd its router?

 

It follows the first route that it sees.

How can an elephant know for a fact that no one has stuck a "kick me" sign on its backside?

 

Elephants arent worried about people kicking them. They know that the person would only get one relatively painless kick in before they put a stop to it.


What was edison's 8th best invention?

 

The Kinetoscope.

Did you know TV and Radio stations start with a K west of the Mississippi River?

 

Every one but the elephant knows that! Doooh

Where does micky mouse go on holiday?

 

As far as he can get from Minnie's mother, I should imagine.


Why are hat boxes always so big?

 

People try them on their head first...know any hat makers? Bet they are mostly men, lol...think about it!

Are clouds candy floss?

 

I dont think you should floss with candy. It kind of defeats the purpose.

Why do doctors leave the room for you to get undressed when they are going to see you naked anyway?

 

Then bring another woman in! I guess they like to compare you, just for the record..

Why is the sun hot?

 

Cos it dresses like a supermodel

what will the traffic be like on the bridge (my wife just asked me that ) ?

 

It'll be, like, cars and busses and lorries and things.


Why do people get taken in by advertising?

 

Wait...they dont ffw past the ads anymore? You all have dvr's dont you?

What is the most amazing piece of technowledgy you own?

 

Hmmmmm ... books, I think.

I'm looking at a pair of leatherbounds on my shelf, 301 years old, and still in perfect working order. Can you say that of any pieces of technology in your possession?


Why do cars cost so much to fix?

 

because if you could fix them yourself you wouldnt need to pay to fix them.

does older mean better?

 

Of course it does ... well, up to a point ... like, you know, mid-40s

Why is water wet?

 

It is not always wet. Sometimes it is steamy and frozen into blocks of ice.

What is God's favourite colour?

 

Gringalure ... it's not a colour you see on Earth, but there's a whole lot of it up in Heaven.


Why do clocks always go clockwise?

 

they have to because there is a direction named after them !

which path is the right one ?