Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Cos it's the brief, innit?


What question could be sillier than this one?

 

this one.

how many gigabytes does your brain hold?

 

I don't know, it isn't rated.


Is "this one" a question???

 

As most lines with a question mark it is.

What colour is an orange?

 

purple, hence the name.

does a dog bark because it likes you?

 

No, it does so because it has seen bark all over the trunk of a tree.

What is the pope's religious affiliation?

 

Alcoholic.

Well, something that ends in holic, anyway.


Why did George Washington cut down the cherry tree?

 

Because he thought it was pot and he wanted to smoke.

Why do people try to make the Royal Guard laugh?

 

Because they always look so sad.

Why do some sections of christianity not celebrate birthdays?

 

Because they dont like cake..

When are the cushions on my couch going to stay in place?

 

When nobody is sitting on them.

Why do people play pianos in airports?

 

The planes never complain...

Light house family..are they still cool.?

 

In this weather ... no. Nobody is cool right now.


Would you like a G&T?

 

I would , not had a drink since Saturday ! In fact that's the stupidest question ever

Is stupidest a real word ? stupidest ,stupidest ,stupidest

 

Is it ironic that your question is more stupid...or was it the most stupid?

Why does neon light look different than regular color lights?

 

It doesn't ... it's just a trick of the light


Do you like mice?

 

The oldest dream i can remember is of a mouse killing me. I have not been a fan since.

Could you bottle your spare methane to run a heater?

 

I very much doubt it.

Do you spend too much time on this site?

 

No, since i moved, and have more time, its actualy less, but then someone changed the front door code!

Do you eat a mars bar by layers?

 

I eat mine the rolling stones way

don't you think lion bars are better ?