Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

So morrow can scratch behind her ears without ruining her manicure!



Is it my turn yet?

 

just about...

is the time right?

 

Is this the answer a question with a question thread?

Where do the micro waves go when you open the microwave door?

 

They turn into macro waves for the radio

How can I get to the moon besides a rocket?

 

Mushrooms soaked in acid.

Arent cell phones just glorified walkie talkies?

 

I'm sure mushrooms soaked in acid could definitely get you to the moon!

Roger that.

Where do all the snails go in summer?

 

To their vacation spots.

Does Andrew Lloyd Webber own any cats?

 

Just one name evita.

Who wins in a fight. A fly or a mosquito?

 

Depends which one is called 'swatt'

Who gave a 'swatt' the name 'swatt'

 

Spongebob square pants.

Are clowns scared of the movie It?

 

Only when 'it' surprises them...

Is 'it' really that scary?

 

scared the shit out of Mallyboppa

who got the pill

 

I got a few different bottles of pills.

Who put the bam in the ratta batta bam shalam?

 

Mr Wack maboom

How did he put it there though? Hmmm

 

he is a cunning linguist.

why do bitches be crazy?

 

Women are from Venus.

Why does the name Richard mean 'Dick'?

 

It dosnt. It means rick.

Why didnt beethoven add some lyrics to his music?

 

Because the lyrics he had in mind were too risqué for the era.

Why do people fall off ladders?

 

Too many hamburgers.

Why do they say a pen explodes when all it really does is leak

 

Exploded makes for a better story.

Why do people keep doing things that don't make them happy?