Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Is this like a shrodengers cat question? Are they dirty if they cant be seen from the livingroom?

Why do canaries get such a bad wrap?

Is it wrap or rap?

Did i just ask 3 questions?

Isnt that 4 now?

DOH!!!

 

Actually I think it's 6 questions you just asked. Maybe you could wrap it all up in a rap.

Are clouds made of cotton wool or marshmallow?

 

I dont know i never worn or tasted a cloud.

What was steven perry saying to not stop believing in?

 

double negatives


Why did they think of black-and-white photography first, when the world is in colour?

 

Even back then people wanted to be unique.

Were you impressed when the clown stole your nose?

 

Forty Two


How come everyone can afford to run a car, when it's such an expensive thing to do?

 

its easier than running a body to the store

why do they fine you if your late for an appointment but they always make you sit in a waiting room when you show up on time?

 

They like to check you out first!

Why do you feel sad when bambis mum gets shot?

 

i dont even remember the movie

why am i so happy when i see deer meat on my plate?

 

Reminds you not to think of Bambi..

Why do we sit on our bottoms?

 

because our necks are not strong enough to support the weight of our bodies for extended periods of time.

why is glass clear but sand is not?

 

The salt in the sea washes it befor they scoop it up...

Do you suit false eye lashes? Lol

 

I dont have a suit for myself so why would i have one for my lashes.

Why are plant roots so big in the ground but so small in a pot?

 

Lack of space.

How much space to you take up?

 

only as much as I need, when I need..

do you need your own space?

 

i was about to say yes and realized if i didnt have my own space i would live through it. but yeah i greatly appreciate my own space much more than i do sharing space.

do you get it at all?

 

When it's obvious, yes.

What colour is happiness?

 

rainbows

is chocolate really better than sex?

 

For some people that have something wrong with them.

Why are clothes flexable?

 

so you can move, and remove...

when was the last time you were naked with a friend?