Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

so it begins...

what's love got to do with it?

 

Everything

What's the silliest thing you did today? And did anybody see you doing it?

 

I have a picture of george washington in my hallway. Every time i pass it i say "hi george"
Nobody saw it.

How fast can wind blow soundwaves?

 

Not as fast as rain

How come ants can lift so much more than their own body weight but people never say, "as strong as an ant"

 

Because if ants were as big as mice they wouldnt be strong enough to move themselves.

Why dosnt the elephant just step on the lions head and become the king of the jungle?

 

Because the elephant is too kind hearted for that kind treachery.

Where is the spoon I'm looking for?

 

Listed between sponge and spooky tooth at the record shop.

Why do some bands just think of the most silly name they can?

 

There should be a band called spooky spongespoon

Do you think cameras and mirrors see the same picture?

 

I dont think cameras can see at all.

Is it raining in your bedroom?

 

Nope, its just a leak..

Do you rest with the restfull, or sleep with the sleepless?

 

Sleep with the restful

Green or blue, who are you?

 

im penguinsfan

can it be a craft beer if a macro makes it?

 

Sure, just a very tiny one

Do moles not need eyes ever?

 

Dunno,tbh. My mate has a mole on his cheek-but I've never seen it staring at me.


Have I got the hang of this?

 

to the left.


how do they take out the cake of the twinkie to create the hole?

 

with their finger!

how do they make the hole in a doughnut?

 

No,that was Malcolm Little. [who changed his name to Malcolm X]


Is there a cure for the games forum?

 

Depends who you ask.


What use is an overbite?

 

oops....page didn't change to the one I ordered....damn pooter....

 

fuggit!

Bring back H/F as known and adored! This chomps cock!


[or maybe I just don't have the hang of it-either way I'm getting fed up]