Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

You pull a rabbit from a hat

Should llama llama duck really be llama llama chicken?

 

You crazy auzzies are always backwards...its duck duck goose.

Should the mad hatter see a shrink?

 

With that hat? No way!

Do they pluck the chicken first, or stuff the pillow first?

 

Its kind of hard to pluck a chicken while its flopping around in a pillow.


Why are they talking about not shopping on the news?

 

cos they got news right now...

why do jellys wobble?

 

its all about the spine, the spine is like that spike you stick in the dirt to keep your plants standing up straight. jellys lack spine.

should i pick a new number or an old number for my hockey jersey this season?

 

stick with the one you know best, or a reserve number

if I stay in another day, I will go mad, where should I go tomorrow?

 

you should go mad, you answered your own question.

what will i find when i open the box?

 

something really cute and cuddly

when will the sun shine?

 

Little curly haired red head walking with a tall bald rich man told me tomorrow.

Why are things darker when they get wet if water is clear?

 

Clearly water is a force to be reckoned with.

what's the best way to escape?

 

Though thought.

Why do the others always come to us?

 

because the others are inquisitive beings.

Why is bacon so tasty?

 

Because its so close to the anus of an animal that plays in the mud.

Why is money papery?

 

The same way plastic things are plasticky

Is rhythm really a dancer or is that song lying?

 

There could be a dancer named rhythm.

Why did i just take a shower and i got dirt on my hand?

 

Your pipes need cleaning.

Why are emotional injuries not visible like bruises?

 

because you cant read faces

why did she do that to the dog?

 

Because the dog enjoys going down the slippery dip.

What will Santa bring for me this year?

 

Reindeer poop to re-cycle/dispose of

When will time travel go back to the future?