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after it reaches the end

how do you fuck a republican?

 

Make him subscribe to Obama Care.

Which way is the other left?

 

That would be the right.

Have you ever snorted buddha rubarb butter?

 

No-I only ever snort in derision.


Are you sure? I mean,REALLY sure?

 

Yes, I am.

Don't you just love copy cats?

 

Nope, I don't like them one bit.

Don't you just love pizza?

 

No. I love other things too, so I'm hardly monogamist in that sense.

Will you give me all your worldly possessions?

 

The 'things' you can have but the pets never.

Can I room with you now that I'm possession-less?

 

go get a job you hippy bum.

there was a cannibal that said humans taste like veal, do you think that guy never had chicken?

 

He probably never had pork on his fork.

Who would win a rap battle if T Rex and Raptor went up against each other?

 

gotta go with T Rex because i never heard of Raptor.

should i just sing the parts of songs that i dont know and sing them wrong?

 

No, that is highly offensive to the artiste.

What would you get if you crossed a Koala with a Platypus?

 

either a koapus or a Platyla - sure would like to see one!

Can you touch your nose with your big toe?

 

I can scratch my back with my big toe so touching my nose is basic.

Where does the Easter bunny live throughout the year?

 

In my yard.

Is the hokey pokey really what its all about?

 

No, it's about putting your left arm in.

Will you ever have your younger years back?

 

I hope so but i dont think so.

Have you ever thought how thing would be different if you could go back knowing what you know now?....but what would happen if everyone did that?

 

No, I just go with the flow

What does the Cock-a-Doodle do?

 

She doodles cocks, and charges for it too.

How "now" is the brown cow?

 

About as now as corn for a dick is.

Does canned spinach give you amazing biceps like popeye?