Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

NO NO NO!!
You're supposed to give a stupid answer, like, "If clocks ran counter clockwise we'd all be growing younger!"

 

why do baked beans make you fart like a billy goat

 

Beans contain sugars that we can't digest. When these sugars make it to our intestines, the bacteria go berserk, start feading on the bacteria and make loads of gas. Then we fart.

Why do i yawn when you yawn ?. Why am i yawning just thinking about yawning ?. Are you yawning because you are reading something about yawning ?.

 

They don't, 85% of the world live in poverty!

When does the world end?

 

7176 East 53rd st, Chicago IL


do these pants make me look fat?

 

Because the're cursed fat pants!

Who are you realy?

 

kurt cobain, obviously. just ask carmen.

why isn't wrestling real?

 

I made that up - thought it was pretty stupid - oh well - sorry.

wrestling is real

Did orson ever call mork ?

 

no, he was a very busy fetus.

why do old cabinets smell bad?

 

As cabinets age, they fart more.

Does a duck ever duck?

 

A wood duck will duck when wood is chucked.... repeat 5 times as fast as you can.

Rhetorical?

 

Hmmm

How do they make mayonaise?

 

they put a guy in a closet with a jar, a flashlight, and a porn mag....

Who put the bomp in the bomp she bomp she bomp?

 

The American Bomp SheBomp Society, LLC.

do cats make noise when they fart?

 

Only mexican cats

What did the Indian say when his dog fell off the cliff?

 

"Oh ####, I dropped my dog man!"

And here comes the cleche... why is the sky blue!?

 

because red skies at night are a sailor's delight...if the sky was red ALL the time, how would the sailors get happy?

 

Question or nominate?

 

Blowjobs from dolphins will make the sailors happy.

You wanna fly high?

 

Absolutely. Flying low, as in one foot off the ground at 100 mph, is quite scary. (Feel free to convert this to the metric system)

Can the dead really be grateful?