Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

They tuned in to News 24

why did Paul McCartney have to die?

 

to get to the otherside!!!!






why is the number 45 significant?

 

Because your mother gave birth to you at that age.

Why is sex called sex?

 

Well if it was xes i wouldn't be able to pronounce it?

Why are we fighting?

 

Don't ask me I don't give a damn
Next stop is Vietnam

Would Chuck?

 

To answer my own question, I don't know about Chuck but I know Holly would.

I don't care who wrote the book of love, but can I get it on DVD?

 

only in Dubai


would you pass the Catsup?

 

Not unless it earned a passing grade.

George W. Bush? Seriously, George W. Bush?!

 

we prefer Dubya. as in W...hat the hell, man?!!


why is it when you order a piece of fish to be healthy, the damned thing shows up at your table swimming in butter?

 

Because it's a butter fish.

Who invented shoe laces?

 

a liquorice monster named cedric

What makes fire?

 

a lighter.

why is there such a thing as saturday night fever?

 

Because Saturday's when you're most likely to catch something transmittable.

Which leads to my next question, why do they call Wednesday hump day when more people get laid on the weekend?

 

'cause you gotta get "over the hump." (i love being captain obvious)

where'd my socks go?

 

top drawer

is my penis small?

 

Yes

Why did the liberal Demorcat chicken cross the road?!

 

because they had better grass on the other side...


remember when preschool wasn't necessary?

 

No, because in England we just have nurseries.

Why arent CDs in lots of different shaped insted of just circles?

 

because square or triangle ones wouldn't fit in the disc drive.


why do things always break right when you are completely broke and can't replace them?

 

To remind us of how unfortunate we are.

What happened to the man on the moon?