Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

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  1. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    They tuned in to News 24

    why did Paul McCartney have to die?
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    to get to the otherside!!!!






    why is the number 45 significant?
     
  3. *Andy*

    *Andy* Senior Member

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    Because your mother gave birth to you at that age.

    Why is sex called sex?
     
  4. FreeWind

    FreeWind Member

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    Well if it was xes i wouldn't be able to pronounce it?

    Why are we fighting?
     
  5. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Don't ask me I don't give a damn
    Next stop is Vietnam

    Would Chuck?
     
  6. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    To answer my own question, I don't know about Chuck but I know Holly would.

    I don't care who wrote the book of love, but can I get it on DVD?
     
  7. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    only in Dubai


    would you pass the Catsup?
     
  8. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Not unless it earned a passing grade.

    George W. Bush? Seriously, George W. Bush?!
     
  9. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    we prefer Dubya. as in W...hat the hell, man?!!


    why is it when you order a piece of fish to be healthy, the damned thing shows up at your table swimming in butter?
     
  10. xZx

    xZx Member

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    Because it's a butter fish.

    Who invented shoe laces?
     
  11. kier

    kier I R Baboon

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    a liquorice monster named cedric

    What makes fire?
     
  12. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    a lighter.

    why is there such a thing as saturday night fever?
     
  13. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Because Saturday's when you're most likely to catch something transmittable.

    Which leads to my next question, why do they call Wednesday hump day when more people get laid on the weekend?
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    'cause you gotta get "over the hump." (i love being captain obvious)

    where'd my socks go?
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    top drawer

    is my penis small?
     
  16. moonhawk

    moonhawk Member

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    Yes

    Why did the liberal Demorcat chicken cross the road?!
     
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    because they had better grass on the other side...


    remember when preschool wasn't necessary?
     
  18. moonhawk

    moonhawk Member

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    No, because in England we just have nurseries.

    Why arent CDs in lots of different shaped insted of just circles?
     
  19. phoenix_indigo

    phoenix_indigo dreadfully real

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    because square or triangle ones wouldn't fit in the disc drive.


    why do things always break right when you are completely broke and can't replace them?
     
  20. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    To remind us of how unfortunate we are.

    What happened to the man on the moon?
     

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