Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

no.



why allergies?

 

Well it could be mother natures way of getting back at us for wreaking the plant.



If I am never going to find a pearl in the fir rounds I have been splitting then what am I going to do with the piece of string?

 

hang a pine cone on it.




why did i drink so much beer last night?

 

Well what else are you going to do with it?


Was George W. Bush born with a silver foot in his mouth?

 

No it’s just a reflex action but at least he has the good sense to always were odor eaters on his feet.



Did the Romones get by on their good looks?

 

yes, and their yoga videos.






why are wiffle bats always red.

 

They like to flutter into very recently painted English letterboxes

Do icelandic trees speak a different language to Jamaican ones?

 

No all trees, shrubs and some bulb plants all speak the International language “Experanto”.



I’m going into town tomorrow does anybody need anything?

 

Pizza with everything, case of beer. And two hard boiled eggs.


Rabbi.....rabbit. Coincidence, or.....?

 

Rabbits and lucky charms is that why their mad.



Should Meat Loafs song – by the dashboard light – be used as part of the sex education classes in public schools?

 

yes...as well as for churchly marriage counseling sessions (it was my husband's song with his ex-wife)




why didn't the cat in the hat work?

 

edit.

 

because he was aboriginal.





why do women have outer lips on their vaginas?

 

because it does all the talking for women....






where'd my shoes go?

 

They were eaten by bees.

Who ate all my cheese?

 

Jimmy the one legged loung tied dog monkey cat dog man fish bird chimp of the glen

Is she buying the stairway to heaven

 

yes...and the brooklyn bridge and some property in florida, too.





is my hat too tight? my eyes hurt.

 

Your a chimp, you don't wear hats

 

Can elephants live in songs?

 

Not in my songs - I always murder them.

Could the world evaporate ?.