Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

I’m not sure maybe we should get a poll going.



Now that I have the # for the manager of the Boom Town Rats do you think it would be gauche to let him know it’s a bring your own booze barbeque?

 

hmmm. i dunno. i'd ask the manager.





why are local talk shows always such crap? i mean, i just wanna see what's going on in my community, but this makes me want to move to another community.

 

Because they look at viewers as flies and they know flies are attracted to crap. The biggest fear of a talk show producer is that the flies loose their taste for crap and just go out in the streets and find out what’s going on in their community.



Should I be feeling guilty that I had the wife/secretary lie to my customer and tell them I was too sick to go to work today?

 

nope. if you can't move yourself to get to work one day, then odds are good you needed a day off.





why do children have to cut teeth?

 

So they don't dig into their feet.

Why does absence make the heart grow fonder?

 

Because if absence went to a persons ass people would say well I had better just walk it off and then there would be no commitment.



If I ask or answer a Question really stupidly – do you think I will get committed. (I need a vacation much more then a day off)

 

Don't be afraid of commitment.


What would Geronimo yell out if he went skydiving?

 

"Geranimoooo" or: "possibly I should have learnt to open this parachute instead"

If space is infinite, and atombs/sub-atombic partials/molecules exist, and hypothetically lets say God exists, then WHO THE HELL invented pokemon

 

geronimo...who i think woulda yelled "banzai!!"






why are nudists always considered swingers?

 

Because of one of the laws of physics. (momentum)



If there are alien beings on another world – do you think they have a product similar to duck tape?

 

They have Duck Tales, but the tape is yet to be invented!

Why do donkeys wear sunhats?

 

Because they would look silly in a bobble hat

Why can't elephants fly ???

 

To hide the fact that they can also be an ass.



Since I am depended on and have to work in the rain today – how many times do you think I will sing Marian Faithfull’s song “A working class hero is something to be”?

 

Because they got to much baggage in their trunks. (sorry I answerd the same quition that you did)


Will I forget to bring somthing to town day?(I usally do)

 

No because birds don't fly

Speaking of birds not flying, why can't cows swim?

 

they can.





is drinking a diet red bull and vodka as good as dieting?

 

it's the neo-housewives diet... of course!

What goes bump in the night?

 

Me walking into the wall because I'm too stubborn to turn on the light while I'm walking to the bathroom.


If women are afraid of mice and elephants are afraid of mice, does that mean women are like elephants?

 

yes yes it does, cant you see the physical resemblance? haha


where did those guys go?

 

Those guys – those guys - do you really think they will ever tell you were they go?



Is it always the same song that humming birds hum?