Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

Minus Zero.

Tell me, why have my loved ones gone?

 

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Wo sind all die blumen hin???

 

Ja, das Hokey-Kokey.

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?

 

They no longer exist, I took one acid tab too many - my sensory and auditory signals have been completely spat out and chewed up in front of me.

What's that weird thing on the end of my toe that makes a high pitched wailing sound whenever I shout "barry chuckle is NOT a swear word!"??

 

It's Peace-Phoenix.

I see a bad moon rising, do you?

 

I see only mental asylums for you my boy...



Why do I want to caress rusty kettles with my Salad Fingers?

 

Because you like donkey. But not as much as pie.

Why do I want my MTV?

 

Because your inability to pimp your ride has driven you to pimp your mum....


Why to zebras have stripes?

 

Because they don't fight! (Hats off to the Zebras)

What do you know, and just where are you going?

 

Quoting Levellers to me eh?

Everything, and nowhere. Where is there left to go when you know everything?

What do numbers taste of?

 

If you notice, most of my last questions (and some answers) have been lyrical references.

Numbers taste like cheerios.

What happens if you don't tolerate this?

 

you'll probably get in another protest that noone listens to.

how much energy can a hamster in a wheel generate

 

Then your children will be next....



One of my most listened to songs at the moment, fantastic...

 

That's what happens *if* you tolerate this. I asked what happens if you *don't* tolerate this...

 

Your children will still be next because fascist states don't tend to take peoples feelings into account

 

Fair enough.

Hamster wheels generate no energy because they're currently in hospital after a high speed crash.

What does Johnny do *after* he's done the walk of life?

 

the walk of shame.

what is the flight speed of an unladen swallow?

 

The flight speed is light speed...

What does it take to change the heart of a man?

(Great Steven Segal line for added depth after he beats up every baddie in the room)

 

4 Eggs a day.

How does one singularise a Daddy Longlegs?

 

The answer's in the question.

How does one pluralise mongoose?