Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

because their afraid to live alone

why are smurfs blue?

 

because they're depressed.

why is miley cyrus famous?

 

because she has nice boobs


why are some shrimps jumbo?

 

because nothing is the same size

do you think humans will live another 100 years?

 

Just the survivors.

How many cwazy wabbits does it take to scwew in a wightbuwb?

 

fwee


why does it take so long for kids to grow up?

 

Kids are natural procrastinators.

With all the money the coyote spends on Acme products to catch the roadrunner, why doesn't he just buy something to eat?

 

because he only likes to eat what he catches

why can't dog climb trees?

 

because he owns a goldfish

why cant i breathe underwater too???

 

because youre on fire

are we there yet?

 

no, stop asking!


why does my hand hurt?

 

stop sitting on it

do cliff bars cliff you off?

 

cliff? who the hell is cliff?


where's bigfoot?

 

in the woods behind countrygirls farm


how long does it take water to boil?

 

as soon as you stop watching it

why do cat hate to get wet?

 

They'd rather lick themselves clean, it's more fun that way.

If your friend jumped off a bridge would you jump off a bridge?

 

no because the water is frozen over

can you see Russia from Alaska?

 

oh yea, map it up

do you have an ipod?

 

no, whats an ipod? lol

What makes a man happy?

 

getting his dick sucked in the morning

will the world ever reach 20 billion people?