Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Not the one you live on


Do chickens have periods?

 

only the ones that aren't pregnant

does a cat really have nine lives?

 

nope...most only have seven


when is the red blue?

 

PURPLE!


why does my head hurt?

 

because you are constipated


why does it still feel like 2008?

 

cuz you've been in a coma for the past two days


what color should i paint my livingroom?

 

neon black!

how many days until my birthday?

 

that number of days until you are one year older than that time last year.

why am i such a nerd?

 

Because you believe you are


What color were Adam and Eve?

 

whatever color you believe they were

how many minutes are in a year?

 

which year?

what time is it?

 

10:14pm and 2 seconds


how long does it take to drive around the world?

 

which direction?


where do babies come from?

 

Which gender?

Why do humans have fingernails?

 

we do?


wheres the beef?

 

Les Schwab. Free beef.

Why do foreigners have accents?

 

Because they killed all the native people who spoke the U.S's first languages

How can the pope NOT be gay?

 

because alter boys say he's not.

Why do white people have lighter skin?

 

'cause it wouldn't make sense if white people had darker skin


why don't rabbits lay eggs?

 

Because they lay stripppers

Who watches the watchmen?