Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

because they've been watching chubby checker on american bandstand for to long


why do tornadoes hit trailer parks first?

 

because God has a sense of humor


why is saturday the end of the week?

 

because sunday is a day of rest


why does sunday seem to be the shortest day of the week?

 

because most of us sleep in


why does hardwood flooring squeek?

 

because your feet are huge

why does bread mold?

 

because you buy the old stuff for half price


when will winter be over?

 

when spring gets here

why do birds fly south for the winter?

 

because it's nice and warm here

why can't i fly?

 

to get away from you crazy americans

why carnt i just win the lottery?

 

because your retarded


why are geese so mean?

 

because they hate pumpkin bread.
Where do babies come from?

 

stork



whats the meaning of life?

 

red means stop green means go.

what is in a chicken nugget?

 

chicken lips


where will George Bush work when he leaves office?

 

stripclub.....

Where did elvis go?

 

Graceland heaven.

Why do backs itch?

 

Because there are critters imbedded under your skin

Why do whales have hipbones?

 

Whales dont exist.

Why are cops so mean when you give them powdered sugar?

 

Your not supposed to throw it in their eyes.

Where does smoke go

 

disneyland.

What is a parrot?