Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Because if you put them anywhere else they wouldn't be called doorknobs!

Now that Jerry Garcia is actually dead, is he still grateful?

 

I doubt it


Why do birds fly?

 

their legs are to short...

how do I get the blood out of the carpet..

 

shamwow


How did the blood get on the carpet?

 

Look at your chest.

How come I feel like I'm spinning when I'm not?

 

Because your duplicate in a parallel universe is.

Why do people cry?

 

"Because your duplicate in a parallel universe is." Hey I like that; I really do.

ok, back to the game:
People cry to replenish the ocean.

Why do people laugh when nothing is funny and a stupid laugh track tells you it's time to laugh?

 

Because "nothing" is hilarious and the laugh track's timing is impeccable.
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Why do goats have goatees?

 

so they look cool


why do moose have a ballsack looking thing hanging from their jaw?

 

So they'll have a back up pair.

Why do men go bald?

 

oops

 

because their heads repel hairs


can you shake it like a salt shaker

 

Read your lips in a mirror.
Oops....if there's good music playing.

How do you know when you've had enough to eat?

 

you stop eating

why does it seem like the hair on my legs grows faster than the hair on my head

 

Answer unknown.

Why do cats purr?

 

because they ate a raddle...
what time is it in brazil

 

Brazil cant have a specfic time its broken into time zones. It I had to guess, 1/2 past the monkeys ass 1/4 to his balls...

wtf does OOPS mean??

 

oops means i accidently made 2 posts... and didnt mean to but couldn't delete it

and why are you so anti LSD man

 

because hes full of shit

Why does coffee taste so good

 

it doesn't....:-(

Why are you here on earth...