Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Only when drank past 9 pm.

Where's the beef?

 

We are letting the cows keep it.

How many eggs will a hen lay per day?

 

As many as you can bitch slap out of her.


Where did you sleep last night? In the pines, the pines where the sun don't ever shine?

 

My girl, My girl! Where did ya go?


Why does twitter exist?

 

So birds can use the internet too.


How do they know how much tea to put in a tea-bag?

 

Innate tea growers intuition.


Why is it so hot today?

 

coz you're in the sun!


why do pencils only ever need sharpening BEFORE you use them?

 

Because, Puggy; that's why.

How much salt goes onto each soda cracker?

 

Just enough.


Who invented the question mark?

 

? ha! ha!


whos goin' ta come up with an ! ?

 

! There ya go.


Whats the purpose of fake fruit?

 

To make someone hungry

how many stars are there in the sky

 

? ha! ha! ta try an fool people in ta thinkin' its real

why do people wear fake tan ?

 

Because glowing a weird radioactive orange colour is attractive to them.

How big is a Woodpeckers pecker?

 

beak size

why are people stupid ?

 

Just to piss us off.

Speaking of stupid...Why did I wash tree sap off my car and then park it under the tree again?

 

ha! ha!

cos ya forgot the tree was there

why are parrots so repetitive ?

 

Because if we knew their real thoughts, we'd all be very frightened.

Why can't I think of a stupid question?

 

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