Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

No he didn't , he forgot

How come only I , can prevent forest fires ?

 

Because if a fire starts in a forest and no one is there to see it, it's still your responsibility.

Why would Uncle Sam want me?

 

cos you do his flag proud

why do ejits think their smart? ejits means idiots ha! ha! an irish term

 

Eejits think they're smart because they can spell eejits, not like the other ejits. (heehee )

Whats the craic?

 

I have no idea.

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

 

whos kenneth?

 

No one knows who Kenneth is. It's an REM song about this incident:
One night in October 1986, Dan Rather (anchorman) was walking down a Manhattan street when he was punched from behind and thrown to the ground. His assailant kicked and beat him while repeating, "Kenneth, what is the frequency?"
No one could explain the event.

Why are cats' tongues rough when dogs' are not?

 

Kenneth is the man of your dreams, and the frequency is 12.465.984.095.


Why did mary have a little lamb?



Edit: Dang....double posted. Cats tongues are rough because it helps them to lap up milk. Dogs dont drink milk, thus they have smooth tongues.

 

thats trippy too

cos cats are more passionate ha! ha!

why is new york called the big apple when theres no apple trees in sight ?

 

sorry peril overlap

 

It was the only fruit they could spell

What if the hokey pokey , is really what it's all about ?

 

Then we'd all either be doing the hokey pokey throughout our waking hours or killing ourselves because of the futility of it all.

How many wolf children/pups has papa wolf had?

 

3 1/2 litters.

Is the Tropic of Cancer considered tropical?

 

only as much as beach trees

why do shop doors have push an pull written on them ?

 

Because shop owners get tired of cleaning nose prints off of the glass.

Why do mens' shirts have buttons on one side and ladies' shirts have them on the opposite side?

 

Because men are right handed, and women are left handed.

Can someone help me please? I have a little problem.....

 

they have pills for that.


why is it weird to wear socks with sandals?

 

Because, the bible sayeth: ''Thou shalt not combineth socks with sandles, or thy life shalt be forfeit.'' Praise the Lord.

Where can I buy a ticket to shroomland, and how much is it?

 

On ebay ... price will depend who you're bidding against.

Why does water taste like water?

 

coz the small-print in the contract insists it does.


Why FIVE toes?