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  1. papa wolf

    papa wolf Member

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    No he didn't , he forgot

    How come only I , can prevent forest fires ?
     
  2. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Because if a fire starts in a forest and no one is there to see it, it's still your responsibility.

    Why would Uncle Sam want me?
     
  3. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    cos you do his flag proud

    why do ejits think their smart? ejits means idiots ha! ha! an irish term
     
  4. Perilless

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    Eejits think they're smart because they can spell eejits, not like the other ejits. (heehee :D)

    Whats the craic?
     
  5. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I have no idea.

    What's the frequency, Kenneth?
     
  6. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    whos kenneth?
     
  7. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    No one knows who Kenneth is. It's an REM song about this incident:
    One night in October 1986, Dan Rather (anchorman) was walking down a Manhattan street when he was punched from behind and thrown to the ground. His assailant kicked and beat him while repeating, "Kenneth, what is the frequency?"
    No one could explain the event.

    Why are cats' tongues rough when dogs' are not?
     
  8. Perilless

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    Kenneth is the man of your dreams, and the frequency is 12.465.984.095.


    Why did mary have a little lamb?



    Edit: Dang....double posted. Cats tongues are rough because it helps them to lap up milk. Dogs dont drink milk, thus they have smooth tongues.
     
  9. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    thats trippy too

    cos cats are more passionate ha! ha!

    why is new york called the big apple when theres no apple trees in sight ?
     
  10. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    sorry peril overlap
     
  11. papa wolf

    papa wolf Member

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    It was the only fruit they could spell

    What if the hokey pokey , is really what it's all about ?
     
  12. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    Then we'd all either be doing the hokey pokey throughout our waking hours or killing ourselves because of the futility of it all.

    How many wolf children/pups has papa wolf had?
     
  13. Aerianne

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    3 1/2 litters.

    Is the Tropic of Cancer considered tropical?
     
  14. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    only as much as beach trees

    why do shop doors have push an pull written on them ?
     
  15. Aerianne

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    Because shop owners get tired of cleaning nose prints off of the glass.

    Why do mens' shirts have buttons on one side and ladies' shirts have them on the opposite side?
     
  16. Perilless

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    Because men are right handed, and women are left handed.

    Can someone help me please? I have a little problem.....
     
  17. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    they have pills for that.


    why is it weird to wear socks with sandals?
     
  18. Perilless

    Perilless Member

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    Because, the bible sayeth: ''Thou shalt not combineth socks with sandles, or thy life shalt be forfeit.'' Praise the Lord.

    Where can I buy a ticket to shroomland, and how much is it?
     
  19. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    On ebay ... price will depend who you're bidding against. :D

    Why does water taste like water?
     
  20. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    coz the small-print in the contract insists it does.


    Why FIVE toes?
     
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