Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Whaddayamean five?

Why is it so cold?

 

it isn't-YOU are. [Wimp factor 6,Mr Sulu]


how come the Chinese didn't think of cutlery?

 

They did. Only YOU don't know.

What's the point?

 

Futility is the point.

Is it Tomato or Tomato?

 

It's either ketchup or nothing.

Why does the pope wear a funny hat?

 

To hide his funnier head.

Is it really a bad thing to have two left feet?

 

not if you have a pair of flip-flips.


why is it called a 'key'board...you got any keys on yours????

 

If wishes were omelettes

What happens when a woodchuck doesn't chuck wood?

 

No wood gets chucked.

Why doesn't lightning strike twice?

 

coz it got a 10% pay rise for striking once.


when are you going to do that thing again....?

 

I just did.

What's a thing?

 

The opposite to a nothing.


Where did all the swallows go?

 

emigration. to another planet in search of pyramid archetecs

why is earth called earth ?

 

Because if it was called Lermonictyoignmyrthn nobody would be able to pronounce it.

What is the difference between boys and girls?

 

the length of their eyelashes.


why can't humans climb walls the way bugs can?

 

cos bugs are more advanced species

why was'nt bugsbunny called spiderbunny ?

 

Because he was named for Bugs Hardaway who was instrumental in his creation.

Why don't grocery stores offer free delivery?

 

cause they might end up eating half the things on the way to your house.

why isn't grass purple instead?

 

Coz that'd make The Earth look silly from space.


if you turn a ladder over,have you climbed to the bottom?

 

Thats not a stupid question...thats a good one. Spent a good hour pondering that, and I'm still no closer to an answer. I'll get back to you ; )


Why cant I fold a piece of paper in half 10 times?