Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Yes, that's why they have been having turf wars for years.

What are turtles really hiding under their shells?

 

Kenny G albums...you'd hide them too


Why are you the way you are?

 

Years of practice, my boy.

Why is it okay to skip rope but not skip school?

 

Because if you skip school, you're probably up to something fun or no good, and people don't like when someone else is having fun and they're not.


When is Jesus coming back?

 

No man knows the hour.

Did Jesus leave?

 

Only in the flesh


Would you go to Jurrassic Park for a holiday if it were a real place?

 

Uh, no.

Who wants to shave my legs?

 

Um... only if you'll shave mine afterwards.



Does whisky really work for putting babies to sleep?

 

I know it works for teething pain.

Does my former boyfriend have the tool I use to put the beads in my captive rings?

 

Um, yes, absolutely.


Would you sail around the world with a guy who wore an eye patch?

 

Yes, but not if he wore 2 eye patches.

Have you ever taken apart an owl ball?

 

Only if they matched his outfits.

If we're blue when we're depressed does that mean all the smurfs should be on Zoloft?

 

No,smurfs come ready-stoned.

Does water last longer if you dilute it?

 

Depends on what you dillute it with.

How are buffalo wings so small when buffalo are so large?

 

Because other wise they wouldnt be bite size

why are there clouds

 

They stop lizards getting sunburnt.


Why do you keep that thing about you a secret?

 

because that thing I do could make me go blind.

Why do people say goodbye on the phone after the person has clearly hung up already?

 

So the party line eavesdroppers can feel valued.


Why do we insist on shaking out the last few beans from a can,knowing the fucking things will go anywhere except where we want them to?

[grrr]

 

cos we want ta win the bean war ha! ha!

why is there no grey eyed peas ?

 

because they were all lost in a genocidal war with the black eyed peas

Are computers the devils tool?