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  1. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    no humans tool

    what colour is blue ?
     
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  3. Aerianne

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    Blue is the color of justice, supposedly.

    Why do you always find something in the last place you look?
     
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    roamy Senior Member

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    badluck ha! ha!

    why can you never find a pen in a hurry when ya need one ?
     
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  7. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Coz they know you're looking for one so they crowd into a dark place and giggle.


    Why don't you reverse the search,so you come to the last place you'd look first?
     
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  9. Aerianne

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    Because it doesn't work that way.

    Do bald men have bad hair days?
     
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  11. papa wolf

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    Only on very sunny days .

    If a frog had wings , would it still bump its ass
     
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  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    only if it was a gay one

    why is the sun so hot?
     
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  15. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    because it hates you and wants to burn your face


    Why do I have to pee so badly?
     
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  17. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Because you are special and the very air that you breathe turns into urine.

    Why did I just finish a cup of coffee at 11 p.m.?
     
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  19. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    because you subliminally want to stay up all night in hopes that you might catch a glimpse of a real UFO.


    Why do you eat toast?
     
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  21. Aerianne

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    Because untoasted bread sticks in the roof of my mouth.

    Do you have to wash a coffee mug between users or does coffee kill all germs?
     
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  23. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I rinse it for 2 seconds, I don't wash the mug. Old coffee bits adds flavour.


    Would you live in a tree house like the Ewoks lived in if the rent was free?
     
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  25. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I'd really love living in a tree house!

    Does the hair of people living in the Southern Hemisphere grow inward?
     
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  27. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    only where the hot southern sun don't shine.

    Would you like to swim in a pool full of red jello?
     
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  29. Aerianne

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    If you'll add some Vodka!

    How old is old?
     
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  31. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    how come roses have thorns?
     
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  33. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    It's actually defense thing to ward off certain pests. Only certain bugs are to pollinate roses, so they developed thorns to ward off unwanted pests. Other flowers in the ROSACEAE family have developled large, heavy petals that only certain bugs (bees) are heavy enough to penetrate. Plants must avoid cross-contamination of pollen in order to live and reproduce.


    Why do you eat cheese?
     
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  35. DrewSpeaksTrue

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    because I'm actually a rat in disguise sent here to destroy your society.

    Why do bunny rabbits hop?
     
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  37. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Because they love cocaine


    How can Santa, that large man, fit through tiny chimneys?
     
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  39. guerillabedlam

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    He drinks slim fast on his sleigh.


    Why did Mitt Romney become a politician?
     
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