Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

for the anonymous gay sex at night in the woods.

If seeing is perceiving and thinking is existing does that mean Mongolia doesn't exist

 

It does exist. But if it falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, it makes a quack sound.


Why would anyone wanna be a police officer?

 

So they can legally shoot people.

Why would anyone want to be a porn star?

 

So they can legally engage in sodomy


Why does anyone visit Russia?

 

to drink vodka like a champ.

what are stop signs for?

 

their for go!

what lollypop ladies fotr ?

 

modelling Hi-viz jackets.



where's my other sock!?

 

its gone for a walk in you shoe

wheres my new guitar strings gone ?

 

I'm using then to slice this hard boiled egg.



Am I really tall or is the world full of shortarses?

 

shortasses! ha! ha!

is that your first musical egg ?

 

No, Id rather not discuss what happened to the first...theres a nursery rhyme about him called humpty dumpty.

Why is dog god spelled backwards?

 

Because you reficul sounds funny.

How much farther will the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean before it falls?

 

cos the god is'nt called tac


why is cabbage green ?

 

sorry overlap

 

OK,I'll sort it,Roamy:

RH/just to the point of no "Oh,SHIIIIIIT!".

Roamy/So you don't confuse it with peanuts.

[there,sorted]

My turn:- how come this keyboard makes so many spelling mistakes?

 

It was educated in Cork.....and left school at the age of 15.


Why is it getting darker earlier now, and how can I stop it?

 

cos theres to many spaceships blockin' out the sun. protest. ha! ha!

whats the right name for a duck ?

 

''Lower your head''



why does some wood sink and some stone float?

 

Some wood sinks so that the ewoks who live on the bottom of the sea have something to build their homes out of. Some stone floats just because, now quit asking stupid questions!!!


Have you ever gone bowling pantless?

 

No, my nude body wouldnt go well with the shoes.

Is the journey more important than the destination?