Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

It's half the fun.

Are we there yet???

 

where are we goin' ?

 

Past the red barn a piece and taking a left at the nearest lingerie store.

Whats on the other side that the chicken is always trying to get to anyways?

 

a safer foot path

or do you think maybe he's goin' ta visit his other chicken friends that live there ?

 

no he's too chicken

do tinfoil hats protect you from radiation?

 

Not if the tinfoil comes from Fukushima.

what was that???

 

the sound of radiation seeping through a tinfoil hat

what is that ?

 

That's the lovely glow of a healthy radioactive head.


Anyone know where I left my ashtray?

 

Why is it that this post always ends up under a really stupid post.

 

Because your timing is impeccable.

Where is Puggy's ashtray, anyway?

 

It was made of paper and burned to the ground.

Do oragami dogs bark?

 

No... only oragami kittens made from hellokitty paper meow...

If the moon was made of ribs would you eat it?

 

Only if NASA towed away that junk car they left up there.

Who put the Bop in the Bop Shoo Wop?

 

The Sham-Wow guy.

Is the bird really the word?

 

no, its only equal to or greater than the word, the word is in fact its own entity.


Have dead men ever told any tales?

 

No, but they can play a mean fiddle.

Why do newborn babies cry?

 

to be heard

why is'nt marmalade called jam ?

 

Because there are no guitars.

Why do people get upset about killing animals for food, yet kill plants by eating roots and tubers?

 

plant wars

why does no one see the colour of darkness ?

 

Darkness can't be seen... only be heard via the brown noise.

How much would it cost to hire a midget to wipe my ass?