Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

On my house. I have a jar full of them in the attic.

Who invented the poodle cut?

 

i saw a shooting star yesterday evening.it was so cool.it shot down onto the other side of the football field. so they probably land in fields.

were mars bars made in mars ?

 

sorry aery. silly poodle hair cutters.

what does the wind say ?

 

It whispers, "Mary".


Does it really matter who gets elected next year in the US?

 

is there anyone that might get in that will stop killin' people without trials ?

where does the sun go to at night ?

 

I don't think so.

Do you believe in spooks?

 

yes they show it on BBC1

why are oranges round?

 

just dead peoples spirits.sometimes they come as ghosts.and sometimes you just feel the presence of their spirits.

do you believe that souls never die ?

 

sorry jos. cos they dont like being square.

why do apples fall?

 

Because of original sin.

What makes glitter sparkly?

 

shoe shine.

why aren't the dinosaurs alive?

 

Conspiracy.

Is Occupying the new Planking?

 

Only in elavators.

Have you ever seen a woodchuck chuck wood?

 

Only after watching him drink an excessive amount of Jack Daniels.

Does masturbation cause baldness?

 

Well, It hasnt yet.


Do ants have eyebrows?

 

Yes, they keep the bug guts out of their eyes.



If you are working on a car putting in bolts, is it easier to find the holes for the bolts if they have hair around them?

 

Absolutely.

If the past tense of bind is bound
wouldn't it stand to reason that
the past tense of blind is blound?

 

Only if your a cyclops.

What is really at the end of a rainbow.

 

lucky charms.

why does knife have a silent k in it?

 

Because whoever invented the English language had a leftover letter to find a place for.

Why do Candadians spell color colour?