Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by tricknologist, Sep 4, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    37,095
    Likes Received:
    17,186
    On my house. I have a jar full of them in the attic.

    Who invented the poodle cut?
     
  2. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,747
    Likes Received:
    19
    i saw a shooting star yesterday evening.it was so cool.it shot down onto the other side of the football field. so they probably land in fields.

    were mars bars made in mars ?
     
  3. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,747
    Likes Received:
    19
    sorry aery. silly poodle hair cutters.

    what does the wind say ?
     
  4. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

    Messages:
    13,341
    Likes Received:
    43
    It whispers, "Mary".


    Does it really matter who gets elected next year in the US?
     
  5. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,747
    Likes Received:
    19
    is there anyone that might get in that will stop killin' people without trials ?

    where does the sun go to at night ?
     
  6. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    37,095
    Likes Received:
    17,186
    I don't think so.

    Do you believe in spooks?
     
  7. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

    Messages:
    4,844
    Likes Received:
    1,700
    yes they show it on BBC1

    why are oranges round?
     
  8. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,747
    Likes Received:
    19
    just dead peoples spirits.sometimes they come as ghosts.and sometimes you just feel the presence of their spirits.

    do you believe that souls never die ?
     
  9. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,747
    Likes Received:
    19
    sorry jos. cos they dont like being square.

    why do apples fall?
     
  10. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    37,095
    Likes Received:
    17,186
    Because of original sin.

    What makes glitter sparkly?
     
  11. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

    Messages:
    3,572
    Likes Received:
    6
    shoe shine.

    why aren't the dinosaurs alive?
     
  12. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    37,095
    Likes Received:
    17,186
    Conspiracy.

    Is Occupying the new Planking?
     
  13. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

    Messages:
    2,925
    Likes Received:
    613
    Only in elavators.

    Have you ever seen a woodchuck chuck wood?
     
  14. Humperdink

    Humperdink Member

    Messages:
    458
    Likes Received:
    3
    Only after watching him drink an excessive amount of Jack Daniels.

    Does masturbation cause baldness?
     
  15. Perilless

    Perilless Member

    Messages:
    843
    Likes Received:
    3
    Well, It hasnt yet.


    Do ants have eyebrows?
     
  16. Humperdink

    Humperdink Member

    Messages:
    458
    Likes Received:
    3
    Yes, they keep the bug guts out of their eyes.

    [​IMG]

    If you are working on a car putting in bolts, is it easier to find the holes for the bolts if they have hair around them?
     
  17. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    37,095
    Likes Received:
    17,186
    Absolutely.

    If the past tense of bind is bound
    wouldn't it stand to reason that
    the past tense of blind is blound?
     
  18. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

    Messages:
    2,925
    Likes Received:
    613
    Only if your a cyclops.

    What is really at the end of a rainbow.
     
  19. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

    Messages:
    3,572
    Likes Received:
    6
    lucky charms.

    why does knife have a silent k in it?
     
  20. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

    Messages:
    2,925
    Likes Received:
    613
    Because whoever invented the English language had a leftover letter to find a place for.

    Why do Candadians spell color colour?
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice