Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

It looks more expensive that way.

I work in Shipshewana, Amish country, and saw an AMish man pulling a boat with a motor behind his horse and buggy. Why can they have motors for their boats but not for their buggies?

 

It's powered by horse-shit!



Why do gurlies insist you're honest when they ask "Does my bum look big in this?"...then get all upset when you are?

 

Because gurlies need something to be mad at or they are not happy.

How many women are going to crucify me for that remark?

 

does my bum look big in this ? ha! ha!

 

I'd hit it...

Why do people get mad when I walk through the mall in my micro bikini?

 

cos they forgot ta wear their glasses and have a bad view

how deep is the sea ?

 

It goes all the way to the bottom.

Why do all these women bother me when I walk through the mall in my micro bikini?

 

their not women.they are men in micro bikini's

whats at the bottom of a bottomless pit ?

 

A whole lot of trouble.

Why do shoes have mates?

 

they got needs too.

why dont sharks have feathers?

 

If they did they'd be birds

Why they a pair of pants if there only one unit?

 

They are actually 2 units, forced into co-habitation by the needs of their brutal human overlords.

What da heck is a yooper?

 

A character from Dr. Seuss.

Anybody want to come babysit 4 four-year-olds indoors since it's raining today?

 

No, but thanks for asking.

What was Michelangelo thinking when he painted the Sistine chapel cieling? I mean, why not just make it white? Nobody looks at it anyway.

 

He painted the ceiling because he needed something to do while averting his eyes from what the priests were doing to boys.

Why do humans drink the milk that nature provides for calves?

 

humans are secretly calves.

should i cut the red wire or the blue wire?
(support your answer)

 

neither-that way you don't drag dying out over several decades..


who put the **** in Scunthorpe?

 

Al Gore did that soon after inventing the internet.

If the Beach Boys wished all women to be California girls, why are California girls so ugly?

 

ugly is word invented by fools

where's the road to everywhere ?

 

You're sitting right in the middle of it.

If you only hiccup once is it really the hiccups?