Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Yes-phoney hiccups use a hyphen as they think it adds class.




did you hear,somebody shot somebody nobody liked anyway?...

 

ya, up the rebels!

how many eggs in a bakers dozen ?

 

Several more than a few,if you use your loaf!


how far is just a bit further than not far?

 

ha! ha!use your loaf! thats so funny. a small bit

what number is 7 ?

 

It's a MAGIC number,that [some say] means luck!
[unless it's the number of years you just got for fiddling the Bingo]


should I smile more often-or will people think I'm a weirdo?

 

it is a magic number.it's my lucky number.ha! ha! fiddling bingo

what they dont know that already ?

 

NO! And don't start on me-I can see Ireland from here,and it's only small!


wouldn't you think you'd have your big toes on the OUTside,to help you corner at speed???

 

ha! ha! well unless you can walk on water,i'm safe enough.but i might build a fort just in case ha! ha!

no cos little toes move faster

how many leaves are on a tree ?

 

seventy eleventy.

 

:sunny:In the winter not a single one.Unless it's an evergreen,in which case they formed a new environmental party that supports equal rights for gay leaves.

Why do children ask so many questions?

 

DO they though? I mean,can you quantify 'too many' or 'not enough' or 'just the right number of...'?
HUH?
NO!-Anya know why?
Coz you din't arx nuff questions when you wozza children!

[Ha! THAT learned 'im!]


how do we keep coming up with these silly answers-is it a gift?

 

Thanx for the learning Puggybear.

 

Yer welcome,Fairlight-insightful wisdom should be shared.


have you ever found a use for the Logarithms you had to learn at school?

 

Yes, once a month I use them to do a logarythmic mean.

How often do you use the word ennui?

 

Ennui. There, once in my lifetime.


Why is my cat such an attention whore?

 

Because it secretly wants to be a dog.

Is there another word for thesauris?

 

wanna poop?

 

Yes ... but it's not English.

Why are forum games like this so addictive?

 

This forum emits a special mind control substance from your computer screen, which causes you to become hooked on it. But dont tell anyone I told you

What is the square root of -1 ?

 

Where does a hairdresser get her hair done?