Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

babada boopie?

 

why are'nt guitars called banjos ?

 

Man, haven't you seen "Deliverance?"

Why do pigs squeal?

 

man, dont ya know i am deliverance ha! ha!

cos their too intelligent ta talk like humans

why do doors say push an pull ?

 

To get to the other side-oh, that's the one about the chicken crossing the road-I was close

 

We need an idiot avatar for people who are so doped up they forget to post a question. C'mon, you gotta share the good stuff!

What do you call a parapalegic in a hole?

 

you have a good memory.

whats on the right side of the moon ?

 

Cake. The two sides together make cheesecake.

What's on the left side of the moon?

 

thats not fair humpy.bob just forgot ta ask a question.

theres loadsa a moon villages

whats on the dark side of the sun ?

 

Tanning beds.

Does gray hair come out of the root or does it turn gray from the bottom up?

 

My dear-those of us in the know refer to that colour as 'silver'!


Where do sparks go when they fade from view?

 

I bet Stevie Winwood could answer you.

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

 

all the conducters are on buses ha! ha!

why dose the wind always blow its own way ?

 

Wind always toots it's own horn.

Well I was going to ask a question but thought better of it.

Why do blondes have so much more fun?

 

cos they always gettin mistaken for someone else

why do birds sing in the rain ?

 

Those aren't real birds, it's a CD. (Seriously, there are birds singing on the CD in my office right now.)

Why do English teachers insist on proper language usage?

 

cos they wanta learn better english

where do elves live ?

 

Why, I thought everyone knew elves live in Narnia. They have to come in through the wardrobe to help Santa for Christmas.

What good is a psychologist if a person is just plain crazy?

 

through the wardrobe ta help santa ha! ha! thats funny.:santa1:

no good.

how many people does it take ta wire a plug ?

 

6.28439

why do some girls like to have long nails?