Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Because horses have no hands...

Why is roamy not following instructions? =p

 

Possibly to encourage someone to ask a stupid question about it.

Why do deer, mooses, and elk have antlers but cows and bulls have horns?

 

Let's try this again.

 

why does Our President LIE

 

Once more, please.

 

again

why are bad people bad ?

 

(Okay, okay, okay...wait a minute. First you have to answer the previous question and then ask a new question.)

 

which one?

 

Do that one, Roamy.

 

ok aery.

cos deers,mooses an elks needed ta have antlers for them to be better equipped in the wilds, to defend themselves in animal ta animal attacks. horns are enough for cows an bulls lifestyles ta manage with.

why are bad people bad?

 

because they can,t be good, or never seen good happen.

why dosen,t weed grow as fast as other weeds???

 

ya, that makes sense

cos its in no hurry ta grow

 

(Roamy, now ask a stupid question)

 

Because a watched plant never grows.

Why are there more red skittles than green?

 

because some people are colour blind.

why do unearthed socked plugs cause fires ?

 

Because electricity is just tricky that way.

Why does a hurried shopper always get in the slowest check-out line?

 

because they wear armbands

why is chicken poetry something that climbs like a race car having a bad afternoon because the vicar ran out of tea bags??

 

Because vicars and chickens of any type, even if only in poetry, should not mix.

Why do criminals always return the scene of the crime?

 

cos they have no sense

why do mountain goats live in mountains ?

 

Because they aren't good swimmers.

Why do people re-tell the same stories over and over again?