Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

cos it has a tap on ya

why are stars all the same shape ?

 

Because of eating disorders

Why is orange both a fruit and a color

 

cos its not a vedgetable an a number

why have real angels no wings ?

 

Only the tooth fairy has real wings. Real angels have no wings because they can fly without them, therefore it would be an evolutionary redundancy.

Why don't more women save their horse and ride a cowboy?

 

Coz cowboys cum too quick! [or is that 'draw' too quick?]
Either way,it's all over too damn fast!



Where have you hidden the lube THIS time?

 

in the saucepan

why are trees such good listeners ?

 

because m night shyamalan says they are.

which came first.. the chicken.. or the lizard?

 

Because none of them has a male ego.


Why does Wales have a leek as its national emblem???

 

cos they like leek soup

how many colours in a rainbow ?

 

An infinite amount.

Why aren't cookies called bakies?

 

cos they get cooked not baked

why is bread called loafs ?

 

It stands for Left Out And Fucking Stale


Why do my clocks never tell the same time as one another?

 

Because they are syncopated.

Who wants to make dinner for me?

 

i will

what ya want for dinner ?

 

anything someone else made,for a change.



exactly how far down is 'deep'?

 

|-------------------------| A bit longer than that.


What does a Tabby cat look like?

 

To another Tabby cat-interesting.


Why do disposable lighters always run out before you're ready to dispose of them?

 

cos they dont like smokin'

why does no one like grey clouds ?

 

Because they cant choose whether theyre white or black, so really shouldnt be trusted.


Is there any practical use for a bellybutton?

 

ya, bellybars

what are teapots for ?