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  1. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    cos it has a tap on ya

    why are stars all the same shape ?
     
  2. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Because of eating disorders

    Why is orange both a fruit and a color
     
  3. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    cos its not a vedgetable an a number

    why have real angels no wings ?
     
  4. Humperdink

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    Only the tooth fairy has real wings. Real angels have no wings because they can fly without them, therefore it would be an evolutionary redundancy.

    Why don't more women save their horse and ride a cowboy?
     
  5. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Coz cowboys cum too quick! [or is that 'draw' too quick?]
    Either way,it's all over too damn fast!



    Where have you hidden the lube THIS time?
     
  6. roamy

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    in the saucepan

    why are trees such good listeners ?
     
  7. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    because m night shyamalan says they are.

    which came first.. the chicken.. or the lizard?
     
  8. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Because none of them has a male ego.


    Why does Wales have a leek as its national emblem???
     
  9. roamy

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    cos they like leek soup

    how many colours in a rainbow ?
     
  10. Aerianne

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    An infinite amount.

    Why aren't cookies called bakies?
     
  11. roamy

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    cos they get cooked not baked

    why is bread called loafs ?
     
  12. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    It stands for Left Out And Fucking Stale


    Why do my clocks never tell the same time as one another?
     
  13. Aerianne

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    Because they are syncopated.

    Who wants to make dinner for me?
     
  14. roamy

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    i will

    what ya want for dinner ?
     
  15. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    anything someone else made,for a change.



    exactly how far down is 'deep'?
     
  16. Perilless

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    |-------------------------| A bit longer than that.


    What does a Tabby cat look like?
     
  17. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    To another Tabby cat-interesting.


    Why do disposable lighters always run out before you're ready to dispose of them?
     
  18. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    cos they dont like smokin'

    why does no one like grey clouds ?
     
  19. Perilless

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    Because they cant choose whether theyre white or black, so really shouldnt be trusted.


    Is there any practical use for a bellybutton?
     
  20. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    ya, bellybars

    what are teapots for ?
     
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