Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

keeping your wrists strong.




How many teeth in a comb?

 

just enough to eat the honey with

how high is the lowest mountain ?

 

Under the sky.

Why do dogs circle before they do their duty.

 

cos they like roundabouts

how soft is clay ?

 

soft like cookie dough

why do people eat raw cookie dough

 

They like egg food poisoning.

Where do things go when they get lost in cyberspace?

 

In hyperspace.

Why don't robots molest each other?

 

There's not enough lubrication.

Where exactly is Bumfuck, Egypt ?I can't find it on a map.

 

Because they aren't programmed to.

Can ants walk backward?

 

yes, with the rewind button.

why dont people recycle their food like cows do.
eat - chew - swallow - puke - eat - chew - swallow - puke etc..

 

Only if you spray them with roach killer.

Where do the stars go during the day?

 

Shopping for red carpets-stars just LOVE red carpets!


why do my crayons keep snapping????

 

cos their made of mala

how many straws are in a bale

 

SIX.

(The greater includes the lesser .... )



Why do feet smell and noses run?

 

cos all feet have noses an all noses have legs

why can't mice fly ?

 

Cause their neck is broke in a trap.

Why do people leave messages on machines? Aren't the machines going to catch on?

 

just ta give you to many to have to go through when you get in.

why is it always better to have the wind at your back ?

 

coz you can blame the person behind you when you fart.



Where did you put the tv remote?

 

aren'nt you still wearing it, since the last time you tried ta take it off me ?

will you please unlock the door an let me out ?

 

Sorry but I think letting you out might be a mistake.

Would you mind moving your feet out of my way?