Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Very tidy and homey looking.

Why did humans invent the wheel?

 

Because it seemed a better arrangement than letting teh wheel invent humans.

If the left of a ship is called "port", why isn't the right called "sherry"?

 

Because no self respecting pirate would drink sherry.

Why do explosives explode?

 

a stupid question

uhh... right okay

y r the bankers so evil and stealz all mai moneyz?yxz???

 

To give people somthing to whine about.

Why do people post whiney thing in the game section?

 

tib is king.

 

cos the bankers paid them too

whats a stupid question ?

 

One that elicits a stupid answer.

What is the purpose of freckles?

 

To ward off unwanted predators.

What's human nature?

 

trees

whats a plate for ?

 

Wizzing at a small childs head.

What's a dairy product?

 

an apple

whats a sewing machine for ?

 

A machine used in the construction sewers.

Can you make 2 first impressions?

 

For you I can do anything

Why are permanent markers permanent?

 

Cos they got a better union than all them temporary markers.


Why do we talk about going "through" a door, rather than round the end of it?

 

Because to be honest... we're all fuckin' stupid and don't think things through.


Why are sheep woolly?

 

its the latest fashion trend for them.

what happens if a zombie doesnt eat? does it die again or something?

 

no,it just turns into a vampire

why are graveyards so quiet ?

 

Because they haven't got much to say.

Why do we measure time?

 

So we can know how much to pour into our cups.

Why do women like diamonds?