Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

cos they think their parrots

why does rain fall down instead of up?

 

Because you'd rather have a bad hair day than a bad pants day.

Why is the rum gone?

 

Because Captain Morgan raided the liquor cabinet.

Why do I feel so lazy today ?

 

Because "they" have conspired against you to make it so.

Why do people put the toppings and condiments on top of the wiener when making a hot dog? Don't they realize it would stay put if they put it all under the wiener?

 

cos your tired

why are gloves always made in pairs

 

sorry aery. overlap.

 

cos they did'nt think of that

why do people think its goin' ta rain cos its cloudy ?

 

Because clouds makes you thirsty.

Why did Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall in the first place?

 

ta have a rest

why are' nt daisys called primroses ?

 

because that would be too posy

why did da doo ron ron?

 

cos someone wrote some lyrics

why are' nt elephants called lions ?

 

Because elephants are related to Mr. Snuffleupagus and lions are not.

Why are some eyes blue?

 

cos the colour blue found them

why is'nt the sun called the moon ?

 

Because the moon is your butt.

Why do we eat with our face?

 

because your teeth is your nose

why is rain wet ?

 

because there are lakes all over the world.

why do fish swim?

 

Because they can't walk.

Why does shit stink?

 

Because you think yours doesnt.

Why does coffe make us poop?

 

because its the same color

where do babies come from?

 

from the sticky stuff on the bottom of your shoe.

why do we sleep at night?