Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Because they like to be see through

Why is giving the middle finger called "flipping the bird?"

 

because the finger looks like the beak when doing shadow puppets..

What happens to spam.. :

 

It gets recycled by Google, then sold to the highest bidder.


Why is the answer "42"?

 

Because some little white mice built a computer which said so.

How long are you going to live?

 

i'm goin' ta live until i die

how long is a string?

 

|-----------------------------| That long.


What do you see when you look in a mirror?

 

a beautiful woman and person.

what do you see when your eyes are closed ?

 

I see beautiful breasts

why does it rain

 

so that we can appreciate the sun more when it comes out again.

what colour is colourless ?

 

It doesn't, its merely a figment of your imagination.


What are mens nipples for?


Beat me to it Roamy.

 

to hang clothes on

why dont trees drive ?

 

They cant reach the pedals.


Is everyone hungry in Hungary?

 

no they are eating loadsa water.

is everybody green in greenland ?

 

Yes. They're actually a seperate species from us and are able to photosynthesise instead of needing to eat.


Who decided where the equator would be?

 

a big imaginary magician that likes drawin' invisible lines

is everyone new in newyork ?

 

yes-just like everyone's a saint in Saint Louis.

Who put the sand in the Vaseline?

 

One of the self transforming elf machines from Zenebel Gonobi. I caught them red handed.....


How many numbers are contained in the value of Pi?

 

3.14159265358979323846

how many apples does it take ta make an appletart ?

 

3.14159265358979323846 Exactly. You have to cut very accurately.


What are lampshades for?

 

there for keepin' the bulbs eyes shaded from the sun :sunny:

how many pips in an orange ?