Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

there for shading the bubls eyes from the sun :sunny:

how many pips in an orange ?

 

A DOZEN

why does the sun set

 

sorry i fogot i did that one already.an did it twice.
because it thinks it's a bowl a jelly

why does the sun rise ?

 

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

ha! ha!a forest of it

how many raindrops in a rainshower ? :sunny:

 

Around 477 on average.


Why do people watch television?

 

cos they think televisions are watching them

why is cheese called cheese ?

 

because the guy who invented it named it that. In some other language.

Does roamy roam?

 

only to the pub-she wobbles,after a gallon of Guinness..

WOW! - Did you see that???

 

??????

How many apples are there in a bunch

 

!!!!!! ha! ha!
86 and a half

where did i leave my keys ?

 

over there.

why does asparagus make your pee stink?

 

because its mean an nasty

why do spiders make webs ?

 

Because if they don't they explode and the silk flies all over the place.

Who invited you?

 

One of my many invisible friends.

Why do plants grow towards light?

 

Plants can't see in the dark?

What would happen if nobody discovered gravity?

 

Nothing...we'd go on our merry way on Earth not knowing why we were stuck to the ground.

Why does my cat think he can fit between the wall and TV stand?

 

Your cat knows the secret of 'Longcat Gapfitting'



Are you really gonna eat ALL that?

 

Yes, I love bat droppings.

Why has my skin turned a garish yellow?

 

cos your eating to many bananas

why do owls howl ?