Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

Yeah--just a dumb one. Carry on-------------------

 

OK. No the doors would be closed.

Why are some people afraid of clowns?

 

cos a lot a people have just discovered it


why is lemon bitter ?

 

not again! ha! ha!

cos they dont see enough smilin faces

why are clowns sad ?

 

'cuz they look and act ridiculous.


Why do people keep coming to hip forums?

 

Hip forums strategically injects the clouds with a subtle mind control pheromone that directs people to keep returning here. Scary really....

What would you do in a nuclear holocaust?

 

dust myself off if i survived it and go search for others worse off.


why is 1 and 1 2 ?

 

Modern sub-molecular physics says it isn't. So don't be fooled.



Why isn't there an invention that un-invents useless inventions???

 

There was, but it un-invented itself a few years ago.



If a red house is made of red bricks, why is a greenhouse made of glass?

 

Because they make great places to hot box with your finest green :sifone:


Have you ever tried to dig your way to space?

 

Yes, but no matter how much air I dug, more kept filling in my hole. I still go out and have a go every few days though...I figure its gotta stop doing that soon.

Whatre Pine trees pining for?

 

their lost neddles

what are seats for ?

 

Seats are what people who cant spell ''Eats'' commonly type.


Does a butterfly flapping its wings cause a hurricane?

 

no but hurricanes cause butterflys wings ta flap faster

why is there any need for doors ?

 

Because someone seeks to strip you of your privacy.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

a wood load

why you use used toothpaste ?

 

Someone used my toothpaste???

Why don't we just pull stupid questions from the Love and Sex section?

 

guilty, t'was me

now is'nt that a great idea ? ha! ha!

 

Yes.


Why is my 1 inch penis covered in weird lumps, and is this appealing to the ladies?

 

chicken pox.

does coffee cause coughs ?