Ask Me Anything You Like

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by nz male, Feb 23, 2014.

  1. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Fucking pussy.
     
  2. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    I have 2 adult family members who live with us. I work 5 nights per week, I'm mid aged & have reasonably good health. I live on a small wage but it pays the bills & sometimes I buy as many things as I can if given money for as a present or have acquired. So the more things I can get for my money's worth (sometimes) the better. I work in the retail trade & have had several other jobs in my lifetime - a variety of them to.
     
  3. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Yes I like intercourse but would like more variety in our sex life than we have now & I have my own sexual things I do that my wife knows nothing about.
    My wife has some old fashioned ideas & objects to certain sex acts that are otherwise acceptable by others & that has limited our sex life becoming much more enjoyable than it has been. She is so negative about some sexual things I have attempted that I find her near impossible to go from her living in the 18th century to todays trends.
     
  4. lovemeformymind

    lovemeformymind Member

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    What is the average flying speed of an unladen swallow?
     
  5. deleted

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    what is your first pets name ?
     
  6. cowboys filly

    cowboys filly Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    If you could be with someone for 1 hour,who would it be?
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    His password is smlBreastsNoBra69SpecialCharacter ;)
     
  8. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I would have stopped at sentence 1:

    How Can You Live With A Wife And Two Kids?
     
  9. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Depends on tail wind speed
     
  10. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Joe - he was a dash hound
     
  11. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Depends if it was for just a chat or more ?
     
  12. cowboys filly

    cowboys filly Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    chat? sex?
     
  13. RubySoho6

    RubySoho6 Organized Chaos

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    Are you for real or have you just been fucking with all of us forever?
    Btw, this is probably my favorite thread I've ever seen. I wish you would answer r0llins questions.
     
  14. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Do you consider yourself sexually frustrated?
     
  15. RubySoho6

    RubySoho6 Organized Chaos

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    I'm still waiting for nz male to answer r0llins questions....:toetap05:
     
  16. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    are you really just a twelve year old?
     
  17. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    Ha! I support this post and don't have any questions until all of these are answered. ;)
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    dash hound?...what the fuck is a dash hound


    its a Dachshund

    id ask if you touched his wienerschnitzel but i already know the answer
     
  19. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

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    :iagree:
     
  20. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Whats the strangest thing you inserted into your rectum?
     
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