Ask the person below you ANYTHING!

yes I do.

what kind of weather have you been having? where you live?

 

we had loadsa rain this summer.early summer was better.its a lovely night tonight.dry an not as humid as it was.

whats the weather like where you live ?

 

Sunny and dry.

What's your favorite thing to do with bologna?

 

i'll google it! ha! ha!

whats your favorite thing ta do with paint ?

 

Paint it?

Whats your favorite way to eat a banana?

 

fav way to eat a banana...sounds like a code for something...but I just peel it and eat it, as I peel it.

What would you do if you had no air-conditioner in the summer?

 

Dump ice water over my head.

What would you do without heat in the winter.

 

I've come kind of close to no heat...the answer is layer layer layer, then finish with a blanket shawl. (btw - that is funny about dump ice water over your head)

Who is your favorite performer/group?

 

Billy Joel.

Who is your favorite actor?

 

Fav actor - toss up between Christian Bale and (that foolish) Ashton Keutcher (who always makes me laugh)

Is it the middle of the night where you are like it is here? (lol)

 

Around 3:30 am here. I guess that is night because most people are still sleeping. I just got up to take the dog out.

What do you do on Sundays?

 

Normally work, but I'm off today!

What do you do on yours?

 

oh,usually I just do the usual things,you know;stuff like,paint the dog's teeth,try on granny's corsets,take the goldfish for a walk,try and un-stick my tongue from the window.
Pretty average sorta Sunday stuff.



where did all the air in my bicycle tyres go?

 

it was teleported to an alternate universe.

what song has the funniest lyrics?

 

Bonzo Dog's "The doughnut in granny's greenhouse"



how come all these nails have points at the other end?

 

To make them more naily. Where are all the good dogs these days?

 

In the good buns!


How many cats can you balance on a hammerfor?

 

37

What's the best time of day to go to the circus?

 

midnight. it's closed then.

when should one decide that enough's enough?

 

before they get ta thinking that way

why are seas full of salt ?