Ask the person below you ANYTHING

Really dont know any, I will say the one in that blink 182 video.

I just heard someone jerking off in the bathroom stall at work, whats the most inapropriate place you saw or heard someone working one off?

 

My last job, I did several times while on the clock

What is your favorite smell?

 

Depends on my mood. I always like the smell of jolly ranchers.

What is the closest tourist attraction to you?

 

I am not sure because I have never been there but there is a place called The Wilds that is connected to the Columbus Zoo but off in the country somewhere. They have wild animals from other countries all out in nature. http://www.thewilds.org/


Do you go to amusement parks with rides? (I don't)

 

PENguinS because they are a bird and are faster swimmers than any fish. That and they share a name with my favorite hockey team.

Whats the best type of dog to have as a pet?

 

A mutt. They are generally healthy some of the specific breeds are getting too inbred. Although now they are coming up with mix-breeds and calling them breeds but really they are mutts too.

Would you consider a shelter dog?

 

just a cat that i took in because my mom said she was putting it to sleep because she cant have it in her new place. its 18 years old and has gone through 12 of its 9 lives so i dont expect to have a pet much longer. (i also think its allergic to cat hair the way she sneezes all the time for no apparent reason)

do you have any allergies?

 

i think san fran is going to win it all, but then again everyone thought that greenbay was going to win it all, and once again eli manning put the hurt on tom brady

yes, i am allergic to a lot of different metals. like copper. i can wear it for a lil while, then it starts to itch like crazy, and then it starts to sting and i get hives. also if i am in a dusty house i get allergies too (especially if there's an air conditioner) and i am allergic to pine pollen i think
ALLERGIES SUCK

so do you think that john wilkes booth killed lincoln alone,, or was there a conspiracy within his cabinet to have him assasinated?

 

I think Kennedy was sitting at a picnic table on the Moon while his mate Osama was cooking the burgers,when he turned to Robert Maxwell,who was opening a few beers,and said "I have a great idea lads. Let's pretend I've been shot,then Osama can go into hiding and be 'buried at sea',as can you,Robert. That way,no-one will expect anything from us AND we go down in the history books!"

To which Osama asked "But what about the Moon landings,John?"

"Oh,fuck'em. We'll fake up a studio in area 51-after all,who's ever going to believe there are burger bushes and beer-trees on the Moon?"

And that's what genuinely happened.
I KNOW it did - an alien told me during my last 'probing'.


Do YOU like 'probing'.........?

 

so how does this relate to john wilkes booth killing lincoln?

how old are you dude? 12!

 

Got a problem? Dude?

 

Nope

Whats the best phone app?

 

Don't have a cell phone or any app's

When is your next meal? What are you going to have to eat?

 

Country.

So you spit or swallow?

 

Both depending on whats in my mouth.

Whats the best instrumental song?

 

I have always been fond of Beethoven's "Pathetique" I learned to play it when I was in my teens.

What are you doing today? tonight?

 

yes, your a retard

my fav drink is obviously beer. c'mon

what's your fav city you've ever been to?

 

The word is 'YOU'RE', musclemouth.
I don't drink alcohol [want to have a pop at my religion now?]

....and my favourite city,although not a city per-se,is Capetown.
So now you can get sarcastic about the difference between towns and cities.

Enjoy yourself.

 

Berlin. The Christmas market is beautiful

If your diet had to be comprised of one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

 

you're,, your does it truly make a difference? c'mon we are using the internet. im sure you dont make grammatically correct sentences all the time. -i use LOL quite a bit so shut up cuz im sure you do to!!

^I use LOL quite a bit, so shut up, because i'm sure you do as well!!! IS THAT BETTER DOUCHE!
i dont care what religion you are
if you dont drink alcohol that's your perogitive, but you are missing out.
towns,,cities whatever.
you were being a douche cuz i asked about lincoln, and you come back w/ something a 12 yr old kid thinking he was being funny would write. so i asked you wtf, then you say "got a problem"
ANYWAYZ, to someone w/ half a brain, here's another question:

have you ever been in any natural disasters?