I try to eat healthy. Long gone are the days when I could pig out on all kinds of junk and never pay the price. Have you ever eaten snails?
I like scallops but cant have too many before i start disliking them. I guess im like that with all seafood. Sometimes shrimp i can pig out on. Whats your favorite insect?
Slowly. Not unlike anything else. Why do some strong looking branches fall but some shitty rotted looking ones dont?
Judging by how long it took monkeys to finally get an opposable digits i would say about ten million unicorns or some evolved version of them. Do you watch any viral video shows?
Yes, I used to love Ray William Johnson but when he stopped doing =3 and someone else took it over I lost interest for a while but the new guy is starting to grow on me. Do you put your socks on first or your pants?
I prefer briefs but they dont prefer me. Do you ever change your route because you know a particular street light is too long?
No, I don't know how a street light would be too long anyway. Out of all the television shows you have ever watched, what was the saddest moment?
The end of a show you hear the main character voice-over while waiting at a red light. She says something like. "Everyone has that one light on the way home" she sits there for a minute then the credits roll and she is still stopped at the light. Then it fades to black and you never know if the light ever turned green. Whats the most violent thing you saw on a tv show?
A horse's head being chopped off. That shocked me. What was the sweetest moment you ever saw on a TV show?
while it was ruined by the loud and now often copied screaming i would say when oprah gave a car to each person in her audience one day. whats the very first moment of tv you can recall right now?
Probably Capt. Kangaroo or Cherry Lewis show, yep I'm older that the rest of you young whipper snappers. Do you remember when color came to Television and the color was so fussy to adjust?
I don't, because I was born in the 90's. How to you scratch the itch in your ear that you can't scratch with your hands?