Ask the person below you the fifth

Im sure i would but would depend on the situation.

Have you ever owned a rotary phone?

 

not owned. probably got my first cell phone by 19 years old. remember using one often growing up, it was to call home from the rec room at the lake house.
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why do so many people do something other than what they wanted to with their lives?

 

Because of bad decisions.

What percentage of questions in this thread could be used for thread starters?

 

Probably easy 50%

What can you see out of your nearest window?

See that could be a dull one, but would get a good response, dont you think?

 

I see dim light, foreshadowing the arrival of the sun. Two birds happily chasing each other and some dark green lily stems that will have blooms in weeks.

What do you like about spring time?

 

The warming of my world, the colours, the smells, people looking happier, all the dark clothing being changed for bright ones, the world just gets happier

What makes your world brighter?

 

Having a beer and playing video games or ice hockey.

What do you do with your spare change?

 

I haven't a penny extra, it all goes quickly.

If you could be one age forever, what age would you choose?

 

30

What kind of answer would the dope give for that question?

 

"all ages are as one in the unity of timelessness,my son...now FUCK OFF!"
[coz he speaks like that-really he does]



How come every time I put fuel into a car,within a week it's all gone?

 

You drive too far... your tank is too small...or your mpg is too low.

Who is your tv provider?

 

I've no idea. My wife switched the service to satellite and I don't keep up with it.

How do you pop popcorn, in a pot with oil, in an air popper, in a microwave or other?

 

Its rare so not worth buying a popcorn machine. Usually i buy a bag of smartpop. I might microwave a bag o couple times a year.

What happened the last time you limped.

 

Got up from my chair at work after sitting for a long period (old joints).

Do you ever say yes/no ma'am or yes/no sir?

 

Yeah, usially at random times just so i dont say the same thing over and over.

Whats the shortest question i can ask?

 

Me?

Where would you rather live year round, a really cold place or a really hot place.

 

Hot hot hot!

When was the last time you had a hangover?

 

Not sure. I have felt slow after having several drinks the night before, as of late. But I haven't been on the piss (I've been studying British slang) for a long time, so it's been a while since my last hangover.

Edit : Oops, forgot my question.

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?

 

Beer every time. The only hard stuff i like (more than 35%abv) is tequilla....and beer. (I still have a bottle of sink the bismark)

What were you doing the last time you thought. 'Im just wasting time right now?'

 

Trying to explain to a racist prick why I don't care who lives where-it's a small planet.

When was the last time you thought "Sod that-I'm not doing THAT again!" ?