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Tubby Trufeful,it's VERY rare I wear anything other than my work boots.
They're free [as they're issue],they fit,they're comfy,they're easy to shine-and they take a bit of punishment.
The only shoes I have,I got from a charridy shop because I liked them. A pair of brown leather Brogues.

...which brings up the next Q;have you ever got any charity shop bargains?

 

I had to dress up like Dolly Parton for a fundraiser variety show. The only place that I found a dress for taller than average guy was at Goodwill. It was 5 bucks in 1989. I donated it back.

Do you ever eat food right out of the can? (Like salmon, or beans, or even chicken soup?

 

Sardines and fruit (not at the same time) off the top of my head thats all i can think of maybe other stuff too.

How fast can the human body produce gas?

 

[sorry-I'm still chuckling at the image of expanse in those Dolly Parton boobs]
As fast as baked beans can be eaten,I'd guess.


Is there a particular spot in your house you consider YOUR place?

 

Well its all mine but i keep everything pretty plain. But in the bar im gonna overdecorate a little and in the back hall im gonna hang all my posters...i should have enough to make it wall to wall.

Whats the best ringtone you ever heard?

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling "Get out, dere's a bomb in dere!"


What's your favorite fast food restaurant?

Haha. The whole time "Kenny Rogers" was hitting my balloon boobs with the small end of the guitar while playing music (rather following the music) .

 

Wendys is the only one i go to but its a rare occasion when i do.

You go in to a sub shop to get a ummmmm sub....what kind do you get?

 

You mean Subway,pen?
If you do;I like their Italian bread with roast beef plus shredded carrot & onion filling.
TBH,the little place in my nearest town is tiny,[like the town] so they take trouble to ensure you enjoy what you buy.

If possible,I prefer Avons on my cars AND bikes.
Do you have a preferred make of tyre for your car?
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I never bought a sub from subway. Mom and pops around here are equally priced and taste better.

I just got my first new car a couple years ago so i like to keep it all stock. Before that i was in nj where the potholes are a plenty. So i just get the cheapest ones because i never expected them to last until they are bald.

Are potholes a problem in the uk?

 

You best believe it, the fact that we have had very wet winters for the last few years is what they are blaming. But really, its the cut backs to/by the local councils.
But its bad, real bad...

Apart from taste, is there really any benefits to the different type of milks available?
The fat content is not so bad in cows milk..goats etc is high, but what. And why do you buy the type of milk you buy?

 

I havnt bought milk in over 10 years. When i did it was for french toast. I got the one with the red cap because thats the real milk.

What would it take for you to kick your kids out?

 

One more straw...just kidding. If they struck my wife, they would be on the lawn in 2 seconds.

What was your favorite thing to do as a child?

 

Annoy my parents! I was a typical middle child, and a tom boy back then..lol
My sisters were a good wond up too...they have never forgiven me, and never trust i wont prank them, to this day! Ive no idea why? Lol

Whats the best prank you ever did?

 

I glued a Styrofoam cup to the top of my coworker's hard hat that said " Anything for a dollar ". I stuck it on as he walked by me. We had a tour group in the factory that day. I was 19 years old.

What do you think about to help you go to sleep?

 

Bloke named Albert Dunning...a miserable,crusty,grumpy old fart who constantly complained about us kids in the home. One night just after New Year,we rigged up a catapult full of dogshit facing his front door,with a slide-pin attached to a string....which was attached to his front door knocker. Then we threw stones at his door. He RIPPED the door open,already yelling about us 'bloody kids'.....you can guess the rest.
We were fucking HELPLESS,rolling around on the ground laughing.
We all got severely reprimanded-2 of us got moved to another home;but it was SO worth it. Yep....I can still re-live the moment Albert ripped that door open,yelling about 'Bloody kids-no wonder your mothers didn't want you!'...splatSPLATsplat!



Ok-in turn-you got any priceless memories?

 

My sister, a year younger than me, sneaked in after the folks had gone to bed, and they had a huge big fridge delivered, i knew what she would do, so stupid me, got in the fridge, hand full of aerosol cream...yep, she had to look! The scream woke the folks up...dad thought it funny, mum went mad...but i heard them both laughing when they went to bed...i hadnt thought she would slam the door so hard though!
Another time, the cat brought a dead mouse in, i put it on mums pillow! She woke, screamed, and tbe mouse woke, and run under her covers, i got into big trouble for that one!
I hid in the coat cupboard on my kids, that started a chain of events, the kids hid every where on me, even the kitchen cupboards, lol...

Anyone any more?

 

I can't top yours or Puggybear's, lol!

 

Had a few friends that worked at dominos the boyriend of one of those friends was a big car guy. He jacked up my other friends car and put it on blocks just high enough so he couldnt tell yet the tires just spun when hr put it in reverse. To get revenge my friend asks me for ideas. I told him fill her car up with popcorn. So we buy 10 giant bags and late one night go to fill up the car. Her door was locked but her boyfriends car wasnt so we did his instead. He came into work the next day and said he was running late for his other job. So he runs out in a hurry and has to go back in to get her help to scoop it all out.
me and the friend that filled the car up decided to drive cross country after we graduated but he didnt want to put 6k miles on his car over the span of 2 weeks so we bought our friends car real cheap. So we are going along with our trip and when we passed illinois some popcorn flew out of the vents. This was a year later so that shit must have happened to him many times over the last year that he had that car. It broke down in cody wyoming and that was the last i ever saw of it.

Ever had a pork roll egg and cheese bagel sandwich?

 

Nope. Chinese food keeps me up all night. Give yourself about 30 years, if I guess your age right. You'll understand.

Ever go skinny dippy at night when's there's a full moon and plenty of girls around?

 

No i have done a combo of any 2 of those things but never all 3 at the same time.
(That wasnt chinese food. You must be thinking of egg rolls. I said/meant pork roll and egg) i dont like chinese food at all either although for different reasons.

What type of food do you hate that people around you eat often?